Wednesday, June 27, 2012

FFHL NFL OFF-SEASON UPDATES


FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,
Attached are a few tidbits on the NFL and some other miscellaneous stuff to help fill up the summer. College news and more summer updates will be forthcoming.
Enjoy,
The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL

WEEKEND WARRIORS


ANOTHER ROAD TRIP

Temecula, CA – You might think that with such a rocking weekend as was had last week (see last story) that I’d want to return to the crime of the scene, aka The Vault and the BMBCO watering hole. With the return of DI, another celebrated old school punk band to the Vault for an encore performance, I could chill and coast through the weekend. I think most folks my age would spend the day on the porch receiving guests on their birthday weekend also and it is my birthday on Friday. But not me. For the revolution doesn’t sleep.

While people attend the usual music happenings in Old Towns around So Cali this weekend, the folks who care about what you put into your mouth, food-wise, are rallying to rock into the upcoming media/propaganda war against bio-tech giant, the GMO-Salmon folks at Monsanto, are rocking out to the southern Cali leg of The Human Revolution Yes On Labeling tour. I’ll be catching up to the party and my friend John Diaz, the tennis playing no-GMOs activist that I met at Occupy LA. John caught the band last night at The Mint on Pico in LA

Monday, June 25, 2012

RUSSO ROCKS THE VAULT AND THE VAULT ROCKS BACK


THE RETURN OF ‘THE DUDE’

Temecula, CA – Welcome to the cross-over, music fans who have come from The Vault Concerts magazine to the full story here of why this was a legendary night. To make this ‘cross-over event’ special, only those who subscribe to the Vault Mag know Scott Russo’s exact quote about the show. For the rest of you, here are my criteria of what makes a legendary night at The Vault better than a night at the opera. As this is a recurring phenomenon, I have the checklist in my breast pocket.

The weather being perfect is a no-brainer and this is a part of southern California having a Mediterranean climate, so in the scene, it starts out at a place, the pre-show party at Black Market Brewing Co. or BMBCO.

Friday, June 22, 2012

MITT ROMNEY – DEFINITION OF A DUMB PECKERWOOD


A COMPREHENSIVE REPORT BY Unai Montes-Irueste

Temecula, CA – My father, an officer in WWII, was not prejudiced in the usual way. He wasn’t swayed by a person’s skin color but rather by their grey matter. Whether a dumb-ass ‘boot’ (OG derogatory slang term for a negro/black and used by other Negroes) or a dumbass ‘peckerwood’ (OG derogatory slang term for a Caucasian, usually reserved for ‘rednecks’ if used by blacks, and for ‘white trash’ if used by a white person toward another white person), he had no respect for anyone ‘too dumb to pour piss from a boot unless the sign (above it) said tilt’. I don’t think Pops would have voted for Mitt. Unai’s report.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

MAKING A LAWFUL NOISE


A DOUBLE BARREL VAULT WEEKEND

Temecula, CA – It hasn’t happened in a while but once again The Vault is providing a live music maximum underground entertainment two-day extravaganza.

Friday kick starts the weekend with a Red Hot Chili Peppers/Primus Tribute show featuring Red Not Chili Peppers and Mr. Krinkle, respectively. Also on the bill are BLOODTYPE G (prog/rap/rock), INDICA ROOTS (reggae, mon), with newcomers MORBID CURIOSITY, OVERDOSE AMERICA, and FUNKY MONKS.

Saturday the headliners are UNWRITTEN LAW b/w VERSUS THE WORLD  (Members of Lagwagon & The Ataris), both out on tour. Support and openers are STRIKE TWELVE (local punks), DEVOCEAN (these guys are all over town rocking), newcomers SEDERRA, and MONKEYS IN SPACE.

Remember: “Live Music is your best entertainment value”- Bucky Montgomery

HER LAST FATHER’S DAY


Temecula, CA – While most of us were enjoying a pleasant Father’s Day, a young 22-year old quietly slipped away from this world to the next, due to heroin, whose use is on the rise among young people. The reported cause of this illegal drug increase is the rise in use of prescription pain medications that are derived from opiates. Heroin is an opiate and legally used morphine comes from the same source, poppies from Myanmar or Afghanistan.

Opiates do 3 things. They desensitize the nervous system and turn up the libido. In short, the pain goes away and you feel sexy. You detach from the physical world of being and a floaty feeling ensues. This comes about because opiates are extreme muscle relaxers. The danger from opiates is for this reason since your heart is a big muscle. Too much relaxation and your heart just stops like a clock. Your body slips down and your spirit watches it happen. You have now separated from the mortal coil of life. If it is your time, then you are dead, if not, you return to your body aware that you dodged a silver bullet.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

THE EMPEROR SPEAKS…AGAIN


REALITY IN THE AMERICAN KINGDOM – AN OCCUPY OPINION

Temecula, CA – You have to admire the genius of America, home of the brave, land of the free. As was said around Occupy LA, “It’s called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.” today in Washington, the current emperor showed the ‘real world’ by invoking Executive Privilege to an investigation into a government snafu called Fast and Furious. California’s own Darrel Issa issued the investigation into a program responsible for thousands of Mexican deaths and a few American ones as well. Sorry to say it Sports Fans, but “a two-party system is the illusion of choice.” 

What you really have is a commercial ‘kingdom’ where the consumers not only consume but also pay to have the kingdom. It’s all on your dime.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

EH, OCCUPYING HOSERS


A MAPLE SPRING IN THE GREAT WHITE NORTH

Temecula, CA – Whether you call it an Arab Spring or the Occupy Movement, the time has come when the ‘emperors wear no clothes’. As people gather to protest in any country, they are finding that the ‘free’ countries also squelch demonstrations like the communists and the dictators, only with less blood. Our neighbors to the north where it looks warmer than So Cali have caught the fever that is sweeping the world. Here is the inside look on the subject that gave that French race car driver a yellow flag the other day: the student protests in Quebec, CA.

Monday, June 11, 2012

WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT, ALFIE


A MESSAGE FROM PROCTOR & GAMBLE

Temecula, CA – "Reality is stranger than fiction..because fiction has to make sense" – Mark Twain. In the ‘golden age’ of comics, there were 3 super villains*, Lex Luthor [Superman], Mister Mind [Capt. Marvel Adventures], and Dr. Sivana [Whiz Comics/Capt. Marvel]. Disregarding money and fame, these three were after the power to control, well, everything, and in the case of the good doctor, he wanted to be ‘ruler of the universe.’ The goals of these super villains represent globalization and the 0ne Percent plans for the world aren’t any nicer, just less cartoony and more sinister.

The Temecula Calendar is proud to present our second full length feature for your edification. If you had any questions about why thousands of people worldwide ‘occupied’ and continue to stage Occupy events, why other student protests are happening (eh!) on a daily basis, and why Occupy wasn’t an Arab Spring continuation as the media and talking heads tried to insinuate, see this film! The following movie explains the core belief and mindset of 99% of the people in the Occupy camps. If you see no other political documentary this year, see this one and catch up with the other one percent. That’s the one percent trying to save your ass when you don’t even realize that you are in jeopardy. At a little over two hours, make a plan to watch this film with someone that you are close to, be it a wife, an SO, your mom, dad, or best friend, and pop some corn, y’all.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

THE SMARTEST TOY IN THE BOX


ANOTHER OCCUPY SPIN-OFF STORY

Temecula, CA – All my friends who have talked to me in the last few months and many of the stories here recently have a reference back to Occupy LA. Spending time up in LA because of that political event is so far the third most singular incident in my life, behind my cat’s resurrection, and Burning Man. OLA opened a new doorway in my life and I continue to reap many benefits/blessings from that experience. Sometimes this means a people story, sometimes an event story. This time out OLA leads to a toy story, in fact, to the Arizer Solo, known commercially as a diffuser but recognized in my circles as a ‘vape’.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

KILLING CALIFORNIA*


DOES STONE HAVE WEIGHT?

Temecula, CA – Residing in the now 8th largest economy in the world, down from the Gray Davis rank of 5th (see old achieve stories), you see the results of the slide in the decreased traffic on the freeway. Being an election year some people want to pin the economic slide on California’s strict regulations and various taxes/fees. In reality the slide is political because it is tied to the crash caused by Wall Street. California has always been seen as a ‘cash cow’ by outside interests. Obama came to Hollywood and some in California reacted.

After posting a 27% profit in 2010**, Edison International [So Cal Edison] wants a new rate increase. Californians pay 70% more for energy than any other state and still have never been repaid the 4.6 Billion from the so-called ‘energy crisis’ of 2001. Perhaps Jeff Stone was correct to call for a succession, for those outside the state are killing California. First a look at some ‘unseen’ stories in the last 30-60 days or so, then YOU MAKE THE CALL!

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

WHAT TO EXPECT FROM THE NEXT KING

ROMNEY IN TIMES PAST REVEALS FUTURE

Most of the time my current political reports tend to slam ‘too little-too late’ half-stepper, Barack Obama, something my redneck tea party readers enjoy. While their angst about Bo is racially motivated and natural for them, the underlying reason for their ouster of Obama is their expected inclusion into the ranks of someone like Mitt Romney. Silly wabbits, tricks are for rich kids, not tea bag rednecks who drink the same poisoned water, eat the same GMO foods, and picnic under the same chem-trailed skies as Trayvon Martin’s kin and friends. We all know Mitt ‘the flip’ and Mitt as the originator of ObamaCare, but let’s look at his youth to see if this is the type of guy to include his homies. This report is by Berry Craig.

“When Mitt Romney was in college during the Vietnam War, he wanted Uncle Sam to draft anti-draft protestors, according to MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

TPP – WASHINGTON’S NEW WAY TO KILL THE COUNTRY


IF YOU HAVEN’T HEARD OF TPP, DON’T BE SURPRISED

Temecula, CA – Following this report is my compilation story, ‘Killing California’*, but first this reminder that until we or God does it, rid ourselves of the 0ne Percent’s rabid plans to screw over the 99%, we must always ‘be watchful’, as it says in the Bible. As it came out earlier today, flip/flop Mitt who is ‘against’ ObamaCare was the inventor of the plan. Obama, like Temecula, just imitated something successful and named it his. However, that is stuff you can deal with because it is outed in the shadows. Being kept secret on purpose is the Obama Administration’s TPP, which could be nicknamed the Toilet Paper Please. After the jump, the Trans Pacific Partnership, the latest 0ne Percent plan to drive America into 3rd world status.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

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