Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Rumor on the street: local Starbucks makeover to bring...

...beer and wine. In a 'restaurant impossible' style move, workers have been tearing everything out and re making it to be completely new, included in this, is a new fenced off patio area. Sources tell me that this Starbucks location at 27315 jefferson avenue, temecula california; will be one of the new concept stores where they serve beer and wine after 2 pm.

Ill post updates as I get details.

-Bill


Sunday, July 22, 2012

REPLACE THE LACE? IT’S A SYNCH


THE REAL ‘X’ FACTOR

Temecula, CA – Going to music shows around town is a splendid way to keep up with friends I’ve made in the band scene. The ever-changing tapestry on which the scene is painted and listened to never fails to delight in the most uneXpected ways. Take for instance a weekend night not long ago. It was a 7-band night at The Vault but only two of the bands listed were familiar to me. One I had just recently seen at a Tilted Kilt show so the only old acquaintance of the night I hadn’t seen for awhile was Bloodtype G.

One of the valley’s premier Christian bands, BTG plays both in the Christian music realm and the secular world, moving crowds to a hearty style of prog rock/rap with uplifting lyrics. Usually you can tell the band is in the house by the presence of the biggest, coolest, massively lifted Evening Blue pickup truck with the landing lights in full array. As I strolled up to the Vault’s parking lot, I knew the band was in the house. 

Friday, July 20, 2012

NORWAY IN AMERICA


THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU QUESTION

Temecula, CA – First let say that what happened in Colorado at the Premiere of The Dark Knight Rises was bullshit and totality tragic. Everyone here at the Calendar is shocked and saddened by this latest senseless public shooting of people trying to enjoy themselves at a special event. It is like evil is trying to rain on every parade and for many people including myself, there is no logical sense to it. Trayvon Martin’s shooting was tragic but in the context of having police connections, traditional racism, and a ‘wanna be’ mind frame, it all made sense. I do hope Zimmerman gets justice. But this act was senseless beyond reason. Like the Norway shooter on trial now, the suspect with Vicodin in his system calmly walked along shooting people like he was varmint hunting.

THAT’S MRS. MITTWIT FOR YA, ‘YOU PEOPLE’


Leona Helmsley - "Only the little people – [#youpeople] - pay taxes"

Temecula, CA - Ann Romney defended her husband’s decision to not release any additional tax records during an interview on Thursday morning, saying that “we’ve given all you people need to know” about her family’s financial records. I guess Ann Romney never saw or caught the ‘what do you mean you people’ scene in Tropic Thunder that happens between the Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr. (in blackface), and the Brandon T. Jackson characters. Perhaps she was too busy being a stay-at-home mom, running the day-to-day management of a huge estate, servants, and the many extracurricular events that rich people put their kids into so those kids will understand that they aren’t you people.

SECRET ORIGINS


Temecula, CA – Almost every super hero and super villain that I know of has a secret origin story. Of course in the comics you get to read how they came about. In real life the origin story is harder to guess at and usually a lot stranger. Take our current president; his health records are sealed, his school records are sealed, his social security number brings up a strange alias even though the number itself doesn’t exist, and his birth records are photo-shopped, like the plane nose that went through one of the twin towers on 911. For those wondering who could pull off such a deception look no farther than the man who ‘discovered’ Obama. That was Henry Kissinger; Tricky Dick’s aka Richard Nixon’s right hand man.

 However, one of the other scariest characters on TV had a much simpler beginning. For those wondering about Obama, well, you will have to keep on wondering, but for Alice, the cat lady character on The Simpsons, and her origins, the picture below should suffice. Issue #6 of The Free Speech Zone. Enjoy.


Thursday, July 19, 2012

POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE…OF THE SIDEWALK


Temecula, CA – Everyone knows that the most real view comes from ground level. The reality of war comes to pilots when they see the bombs’ damage from ground level. So it was with Occupy LA and the other camps. While the interviews were a Facebook media event, all the press had to do was to show the protesters signs rather than the mug shots. That’s what the news used to do before the news became a ratings show. Issue #5 shows ‘the fox wears no clothes’. TFSZ. Enjoy. 

 #1 in a series of postcards

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

EMPEROR’S MEN STRIKE AGAIN


PRESS-ENTERPRISE STORY ‘EDITED FOR PUBLIC’ CONSUMPTION

Temecula, CA – It is no wonder that good people don’t rise up and join the revolution when you understand that these ‘good people’ get all their news from the ‘official’ commercial advertised news sources. When Hitler started his final solution of extinguishing the Jewish race, rounding up various German groups for the concentration camps wasn’t enough. Hitler’s propaganda mills churned out offers of free German vacations to Jews outside of the country. Hitler knew that people believe what they read when it looks official and is mainstream. Following is the PE news report from yesterday’s DEA raid in Lake Elsinore. Following that is what really happened.

THE DON’TS HAVE IT


Temecula, CA – There was a time when a ‘can-do attitude’ and ‘Yankee ingenuity’ meant that the ‘Do’s have it’. Well Sports Fans, the Do’s have shit the bed. It is the day of the Don’ts, and the Do’s better be listening because the Don’ts are the 99%. Issue #4, anonymously written in The Free Speech Zone. Enjoy.


ART WALK FEDERALES CHALK ONE UP


WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AT LA CITY EVENT, AND WHY

Temecula, CA – Recently up in LA on an Art Walk Thursday, Occupy LA protesters and others were arrested in a beat down that was totally uncalled for, brought on by the bullying show of unnecessary force though it wasn’t portrayed as such in the main stream news. Before we go to the actual skinny on the ground from a writer who was there, ask yourself these questions. If those in charge are really in charge and their cause is right, why do they fear the truth? What would they really do if Jesus returned? Now a report by Dan Bluemel via a scene source after the break.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

A SIGN OF THE TIMES


Temecula, CA – It is said in Catholic history that for 3 days after the birth of Jesus Christ the local animals had the power of human speech to announce the arrival of the new ‘king’. Over six hundred years later when the Arabs went from being pagans to monotheists, they recorded that the baby Jesus had vocally defended his mother from some village wag, astounding all who heard this miracle. Miracles like this are called ‘a sign of the times’. In these dark days of the anti-Christian, anti-pot corporate greed system I was sent a new ‘sign of the times’. Issue #3, TFSZ, enjoy.


Monday, July 16, 2012

FFHL OFF-SEASON UPDATES – MISCELLANEOUS


FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER
 
Hello Football Fans,
The NFL supplemental draft came up last week, so thought I'd send out another football newsletter.  There's some other good stuff in there (don't miss out), and four quiz questions for Debbie, Krueg, and the rest of you.
The Olympics start July 28th, and should provide some excitement during the football offseason.
More coming in August,
The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL

NITEOWL NEEDS


ASHLEY COOK’S BUSINESS STIMULUS

Temecula, CA – Today as the generations that have become bi-polar thanks to modern science (see MSN heath, “cause of all modern ailments tied to environmental pollution, i.e. food additives, air, water pollution, etc.), there is a possible silver lining for cities that pay attention and structure their business direction in a symbiotic fashion to make a few extra bucks for the budget. Following is Miss Cook’s first feature for the Calendar where a window of opportunity is pointed up. Knowing many BP peeps who suffer from either type1 or type 2 and are insomniacs, the following report sums up the feelings of this new generation of sleep-challenged man-made zombies.
  
As a creature who sometimes stalks the night like a Batman, I feel society should embrace the subculture they knowingly or unknowingly created. After all, the business of America is business.

Hemet, CA - Is it just the freaks that come out at night needing a place to go?

THE LAST STRAW

Temecula, CA – Welcome to our second edition of The Free Speech Zone. It exists because city councils have decided that free speech, speech that criticizes the system, can only occur in zones that they determine. This is the one that we determine. Enjoy.


VOTE YES ON PROP 37 - LABEL GMOS

Sunday, July 15, 2012

THE FREE SPEECH ZONE


OUR POLITICAL KISS TO THE MASSES

Temecula, CA – In an effort to stave the coming depression that is bound to hit the country’s population when they realize the apparent moral corruption of both candidates [two buttocks-same shit], the Calendar is proud to present as a public service our political cartoon page. Though a picture is keeping it simple, you will find that the message is profound.

Also the Temecula Calendar is proud to add a new free subscription feature so you don’t have to worry about missing a single compelling, humorous, timely, or useful news, food, or place story. After adding our sports feature, The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL, we are expanding to also include random features by Ashley Cook, local photographer and doll maker [Hemet] and Robin Baron, a transplanted wine expert who is a sommelier. Now after the jump, our first political cartoon reflecting real life in America the corporation where addiction, chaos, and treatment, form a perfect storm business cycle.

Since American politicians and city governments have stripped us of free speech through the same legal system that stole all the Native Americans land, here then is our reservation of free turf, our free speech zone. Enjoy.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

OH NO, NOT JOE


WHY WE NEED THE MUSLIMS TO KEEP BEING BARBARIANS – OPINION

Temecula, CA – It came as no surprise that Penn State University campus TVs were switched over to a meaningless public access channel at the time the Freeh report was being read to the world’s waiting eyes and ears. The switching of the campus network by ‘someone’ who can’t be identified or sought for being in a meeting, the culture of Penn State, and the surrounding town are a microcosm of America’s hypocritical mindset. I can guarantee that only 72 hours ago these same Pennsylvanians were decrying the savage killing of the 22 year old Afghan female by an all male village vigilante firing squad carried brutally out in a snuff video.

So the question is, is it more savage to quickly pump a15 or 16 rounds into a woman quietly sitting on the roadside waiting to die, or to gradually groom a kid of 8-10 for anal sex over his juvenile period of life?  The woman is dead and off to the afterlife but the kid, now a man, must carry the psych-altering episode around as baggage the rest of his life.

A DOLL HE MET


HOLY MOLEY! FLIMFLAM ARTISTS COLLECT AT MARVEL STREET

Temecula, CA – Back in the days of old school comics [“52 pages for a dime”], Batman Comics’ main story usually contained a riddle besides the one presented by the villain as many of The Bat’s foes were intelligent. With that send-off in mind, the title of today’s story contains 3 clues that will be evident by the time you finish this business report. It is a feel-good human interest tale that reflects a can-do attitude that still exists despite the Great Recession created by the Wall Street Banksters, and it is a story that takes place just up the road from French Valley.
So join me now for a look at what a one-time scene photographer is up these days.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

COLLEGE FOOTBALL NEWS – SUMMER


The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL
Hello Football Fans,
Once again, football news is tough to dig up these days, but let me throw out some stuff that has happened during the offseason.  Even summer American football news trumps the now-completed Euro2012 soccer action, which had a 260-minute stretch during playoff games where neither team scored a goal.  Zzzzz.  Two games ended regulation and overtime play still tied 0-0; it was playoff time, the ties had to be broken.  And what was the way to determine the winners after that?  Penalty kicks.  I’m sure glad they don’t determine NBA overtime games by shooting free throws.

Attached is some offseason college football news, and several projections for the upcoming season.  It's less than two months until the college FB season kicks off. Futher NFL and college updates will be forthcoming in Part 2 of COLLEGE OFF-SEASON UPDATES FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER
Enjoy,
The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL

DATELINE ANONYMOUS


The hacktivist group is once again targeting pedophiles
Over the weekend, the hacktivist group Anonymous apparently grew tired of pedophilia and decided to launch Operation PedoChat (#OpPedoChat). Several websites used by pedophiles to trade questionable images and videos of children have already been taken down. Following is a breaking report by a tech reporter detailing this developing story.

“A quick check of the attacked portals shows some are still down. Unfortunately, others have already returned. At the time of writing, I counted 85 domains being targeted by Anonymous (the number is higher if you count individual websites). This is a growing number: more and more are being added on a regular basis.

Anonymous has promised "defaces, logs & dox and the occasional domain hijack as well." In fact, the first round is already complete, and has been split into four parts of doxing (the act of tracing someone or gathering information about an individual using sources on the Internet): one, two, three, and four. The publicly posted information includes the details of hundreds of pedophiles (both users and administrators of these websites) as well as e-mails between some of them.

This isn't the first time Anonymous has taken on child pornography. While #OpPedoChat seems to be a bold mission, and the group is aware it won't be able to ever complete it, it's important to remember Anonymous has already had success in this area. Back in October 2011, Anonymous attacked over 40 pedophilia-sharing websites and exposed more than 1,500 alleged pedophiles that had been using them as part of Operation Darknet (#OpDarknet). Some have hinted that the two operations are closely tied together.

This time though, Anonymous members behind the initiative seem to be much more set on doing a lot of damage as various factions around the world rally behind the cause. The details of the operation have already been translated into French, German, Greek, and Irish. More translations are coming.

Here's how Operation PedoChat was announced this weekend, in English, via Pastebin:

    “Lately, there has been a surge of websites dedicated to pedophiles for chat, picture sharing, etc. These sickos openly advocate concepts like "man-boy love" with statements such as "If the boy [in this case only 8 years old] is asking for it, we shouldn't deny him". This is not limited to boys; boards for little girls exist as well and operate with impunity. Child pornography is frequently traded and even innocent pictures of random children (at the beach, on a playground, etc) are publicly fantasized about. This is unacceptable and will not be tolerated.” 



As it often does, Anonymous is attempting to rally the public behind its latest cause:

“WE Anonymous aim to diminish if not eradicate this plague from the Internet. For the good of our followers, for the good of mankind, and for our own enjoyment we shall expel from the Internet and systematically destroy any such boards that continue to operate.

 YOU are Anonymous as well. YOU can get off your ass and help. Spread the word to fellow Anons, to the press, and encourage them to do the same. Those that can attack are asked to fire their lazors; those that cannot are encouraged to learn. These pedos are very butthurt about being hit too, so there is some LULZ factor in it. SAIL SAFE!”’ - Emil Protalinski

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

HUMAN JONAH FACES GMOBY DICK


T-TOWNIES PLAY YES ON LABELING 2012 TOUR

Temecula, CA – The underground music scene delivers its rarest flower when a gifted prophet performs live and you get to be part of the entourage, but you know it is really special when homies also cross your path on the same bill, all at the beach.
On Sunday, July 1st, the Dr. Bronner’s Magic Soaps ALL-ONE! Yes On Labeling 2012 Tour stopped at Huntington Beach for the final So Cali show before returning to the Nor Cal home province of Mendocino County. Though some high quality time was spent with the traveling troupe of very engaging entertainers at the after party, the bulk of the report will deal with the singing human prophet who headlined.

There is a saying, “Many are called, but few are chosen.” Let’s analyze that. A call goes forth, like a sound, and the ones who respond are chosen. The reason that The Human Revolution was chosen to be sponsored for the Yes On Labeling 2012 Tour is twofold. The first is what Berry Gordy would say, “It’s in the groove”.