Sunday, September 30, 2012

LETTERMAN SEZ “DON’T VOTE FOR ROMNEY!”

COMEDIAN ISSUES CHALLENGE, CALLS CANDIDATE “YELLOW”

Temecula, CA – Three days to go to the ‘make it or break it’ Presidential debate Willard Romney and David Letterman is feeling the coldness from the man that makes us miss George Bush. However, you don’t snub someone on TV like David Letterman without some blowback. So presented for your funny bone’s pleasure and in case you missed it, here’s David Letterman’s broadcasted reply to Mitt (He ain’t the Gipper) Willard Romney, appearing right after the jump.

FUNNEL OF LOVE IN THE HEART OF HIPSTERVILLE



MY LAtest ADVENTURE

Temecula, CA – Having just recently returned from Los Angeles’ Silverlake, (#1 hipster district in US - Forbes), I had gone up to LA both on business and pleasure this time. As a tea drinker, I had my eye on a hot pot water boiler a friend had gotten in Chinatown. Plus that same friend was recouping from some shoulder surgery and lived one district over from where Silverlake’s The Satellite Club was having the band I wanted to see. How hard could it be?

Friday, September 28, 2012

CORE ISSUES FOR MAN WITHOUT CORE

POLL SHOWS MITT NO BUSH

Temecula, CA – Even before the first debate has been held, Mitt Romney is polling as less liked than George W. Bush. WOW!! And Mitt isn’t even the President yet. Double wow! Besides telling NASCAR fans (a bread ‘n’ butter anti-Obama demo) they were cheap hicks, wondering why airplanes don’t have roll down windows, or dissing almost half the country, how is Mitt playing on Main Street? After the jump in this combo report, we first see who Mitt really meant by the 47% accurately interpreted in the first vid, then a look at Mitt toward the LGBT demo, then Mitt the politician/person, and finally in a little seen vid we see how the RNC was scripted to disavow (unseat) the Ron Paul delegates. Enjoy and be educated.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

MITT ROMNEY'S SOS (STUCK ON STUPID)

‘MR. BEAN’ COMMENT SHOWS MORE THAN DISCONNECT

 Temecula, CA – The gaffs of Mitt Romney will be legendary after the election. Already he is being compared favorably to George W. who holds the record for saying stupid things on the record. The difference here is GWB was President before we found out just how dense he really was. Plus ole George was savvy and knew how to handle a room. The portrait of Mitt emerging is a man who is clueless, and who is clueless that he is clueless. That reason and that reason alone is the single most reason why Mitt’s campaign is floundering and making all Republicans as a single group, look like cavemen. The latest bit of Mittwit is more than an “I can’t believe he said that” moment. Mitt is the face of the 0ne Percent.

The latest knee-jerking laugh comes from Mitt saying that he can’t believe planes don’t have roll down windows for safety purposes, commenting about the emergency landing his wife’s plane had to make. The entire statement was filled with a lack of common sense, common knowledge, and common understanding of how anything works. In truth, it was a ‘Mr. Bean’ comment said without the bug eyes and goofy look; this kernel of truth was issued straight-faced, with confidence that anyone in earshot would be sympathetic. It was another ‘how could they’ moment of Romney.

And that is the dangerous part to the Romney picture, the Agenda 21 part. Hearing that a small group of powerful/rich people believe the world would be better off with 90% less people shouldn’t surprise anyone. Plus it does sound like a paradise, just watch the Zeitgeist Addendum on Youtube and presented here quite a while back. The problem is the plan is evil, and is foretold in the Bible. So you might wonder how so many people, who profess to be Christian or Christianized, can be so mean-spirited; but ‘the love of many shall wane’ is foretold in the world that follows the Antichrist. The reason this deception is known to some and not others is discussed at length in Memoirs so it won’t be covered here.

Karmatically, if the opposition against President Obama wasn’t racially motivated then perhaps the Republicans could have mounted a more credible candidate. And Mitt, please take heart in John Wayne’s words of encouragement,
“Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.”


Friday, September 21, 2012

WHY MONSANTO DOES NOT ALLOW OUTSIDE TESTING OF GMOs


FRENCH STUDY REVEALS TRUTH ABOUT GMOs

Temecula, CA – In a video about a French study released to YouTube just yesterday, the Temecula Calendar releases the following scoop:


PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE DONS BROWNFACE FOR LATINO VOTE

MITT – TOO NITWIT TO QUIT
Temecula, CA – I know that I promised
Funnel of Love next but seeing Mitt Romney pander to the Mexican, read Latino Catholic voter bloc, by dawning brown face makeup is a low that even Nixon would not have stooped to.



THE BOTTOM OF THE RABBIT HOLE



WHERE THE FU*K STOPS

Temecula, CA – Apologizing up front for dropping the ‘F’ bomb in the subtitle, I can assure you that by the time you finish this report, my use of the word ‘fuck’ will be the last thing on your mind. Plus it is apropos.

Over the years here at the Calendar now and the Full Value Review before that, a picture of the world today as it really is, has been painted by the selection of subject matter and editorials presented. When you put all the clues together, after pulling them from all the fallout being generated by the clues, there is only one possible reason for the world being in the shape that it is in, especially when you consider all the ecological abandon waged on the world in the name of money. But is it really? What good does it do to gain the whole world and lose your soul? Make the jump and the answer to that question lies at the very bottom of the rabbit hole. Get ready to stare into the abyss, if you dare!

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

MITT ENTERS THE BEARDED CLAM ZONE

SMP – LET THE REAL GAMES BEGIN

Temecula, CA – You would think that after the whole John Edwards dustup that pictures like this would never happen,

But the Mittwit who hasn’t had a good year, must less a good week since the last time he shipped two million US jobs overseas, can’t be expected to let a little thing like not knowing that the ‘S’ in SMP means ‘sex’, as in ‘sex, money, and politics (power)’. Now the question is, will the tit muff the Mitt?

You see Sports Fans, over the years I’ve seen more than a few ‘smart’ men succumb to the sexual manipulation of a crafty woman. The back story on Laura Ingraham may be more Oprah and The View rather than Jerry Springer, but it’s still daytime TV, just a quieter neighborhood. Look at the lead picture one more time, then place your bets…

Sunday, September 9, 2012

US DRAUGHT CAUSED BY MEN FOR STOCK MARKET GAIN

WEATHER NOW TRADED ON CHICAGO MERCANTILE

Temecula, CA – For centuries people have said, “Everyone talks about the weather but no one does a thing about it”; “It is evil for Man to play God”; and even longer Gen 11:6.
This reporter posed pictures of chem trails over Murrieta as early as 2003 in an effort to alert (and possibly unite) people to what was happening right in front of their face, or over their heads in this case. Only the music scene and Occupy are aware that such topics are not the idle talk of conspiracy theorists, it seems.
Well all that is about to change. Reserve this Sunday night for two free movie presentations from the Temecula Calendar.

PROP 215 BY THE NUMBERS

INVIEW OF LOCAL MMJ GROW PIONEERS

Temecula, CA – As stated in the forthcoming Memoirs of Mr. Pete & Mary Jane Green, Chapter 20, once an audience was established through the underground music readership via the Calendar aka Full Value Review, I revisited the political battlefield of medical marijuana. In those days there was one couple who stood up to the power of city hall, Marty and Lavonne Victor.

Over the years the Victors and their marijuana grow operation have been the subject of search and seizure by the feds and the local DEA stooges. Each time after a lengthy court battle, the Victors and their motley crew of patients have emerged ‘victor’-ious. (The word play is indicative of the ‘magical’ tongue-in-cheek tone of the valley)

The Victors, their mother Iris [pictured here],

FFHL FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER WEEK ZERO



COLLEGE, NFL KICKOFF UPDATES, and MINUTIA


Hello Football Fans,
Hope you all enjoyed the opening of the football season.  I watched the Iowa game, which for the most part wasn't very pleasant, but the final outcome makes up for it.  Clemson-Auburn was a good game, but the hype on Alabama-Michigan evaporated soon after kickoff.
Anyway, I had to cut the letter short this week, but I've included a few interesting tidbits that you may have missed.
The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL

Thursday, September 6, 2012

MONEY TALKS



BUT SHIT ROLLS DOWN HILL

Temecula, CA – Picking up today’s The Weekly I saw the headline “Growers Push Back on Plans” and perused the article. It was worse than I thought. You see Sports Fans, Occupy was the herald of the day to come. Unless you were there or read a report that came out of an Occupy camp-there were several at Occupy LA though the Calendar was the only one I plugged, well duh-it was impossible to understand that a central Occupy tenet was, “they are coming for you next, just like in Nazi Germany. We are not coal mine canaries, we are the torch bearers*.”

Liberty Quarry, after being defeated in obtaining the necessary approval for their gravel pit went to the county with an 'agency capture' bribe disguised as a fee. The county supes, 3 of them, went for it. Now Liberty Quarry not only gets a second chance to override the majority of the locals, they get it ‘fast-tracked’.