Saturday, December 29, 2012

THE BOTTOM OF THE STOCKING



RUMORS, NEWS, AND UPDATES TOWARD 2013

Temecula, CA – We start this citizen journal report with a question. What does the picture at right have to do with Temecula and two of its ex-residents? Clue: Newport Beach.

Some of you may have noticed that the ‘Top Five Posts in the Last 7 Days’ changes to show an older post sometimes, particularly the final story written in the ‘From Victim To Verdict’ series about beloved singer/songwriter Elizabeth ‘Bipsy’ Amirian titled ‘…Killer Sentenced Today’.
While I was away at the OccupyLA/Prop 37 campaigns, a TV show was produced called Unholy Matrimony. Each time the show airs, the Calendar story gets a huge uptick and returns to the Top 5 countdown like a bullet. As I write this year-end report, Bipsy and the story of her killer’s sentencing is once again at the top of the heap, much like the late singer herself.

Friday, December 28, 2012

TOXIC TOWING – HOW WILDOMAR AUTUMNWOOD GOT SICK



A KNIGHT FOR TRUTH

Temecula, CA – In the time since my last report on Autumnwood, a high-end housing tract located in Wildomar, dated Dec. 10th, much has been filled in, including how the site for the homes became toxic and by whom. However before we reveal the culprit and bring you up to date since the 10th, let's take a moment to remind our readers that the reality now dawning on small groups of people everywhere, cough, Liberty Quarry solution, is just a plank in the platform of the Occupy Movement. Like the Biblical Jews who will one day rent their clothes in despair at realizing Jesus was their messiah, so too will folks one day recognize the hidden in plain sight message of the Occupiers.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

WELCOME TO BAINBRIDGE FALLS’ WONDERFUL LIFE



A DISNEYLAND CHRISTMAS CLOSE TO TEMECULA Update - SANTA TONIGHT!

Temecula, CA – As we drift through this in-between time heading to New Year’s Eve and the end of this year’s holiday season, some friends and I went over to the yearly, newly expanded ‘Bainbridge Falls’ synchronized multi-house music/light display located in a unincorporated housing tract between Temecula, Murrieta, and French Valley between Willows and Nicolas Road.


The original circle court neighborhood programmed display has now expanded to include the first block/both street sides, through the intersection opposite the circle court entrance. Able to be seen by hundreds of people who reside above the wired neighborhood, I was not prepared for the Christmas trek destination this year as it brought a lump to my throat.

Tuning the car radio to 88.5 FM as soon as we turned onto Willows and N. General Kearney, the soundtrack to Bainbridge Falls’ Disneyland-style Christmas display came on the dial. Spouting both traditional and contemporary holiday tunage we sat in a line of traffic edging ever slowly to where the lights danced in rhythm to the tempo of the music.

The brainchild of a Christian engineer who shares a Bible study with a mole’s mom, there was a time when the Calendar first reported this local story that you could park your ride in the neighborhood, staying toasty inside your car/truck, as you watched the total soundtrack play down the corridor of homes. A sometimes steady line of looky-Lous would periodically pass as a walking family of bystanders might walk by.  

Now, this night in the greatest light display this side of Coachella, we inched along as throngs of pedestrians moved in a style similar to Disneyland creating a ‘magic moment’ of the kind I often describe to my associates who reside outside the valley. For a picture of Bainbridge Falls, an obvious reference to It’s a Wonderful Life, check out the latest issue of Valley News, available around the valley at various merchant drop-off points. 

If you are new to the area or new to this spectacular Christmas spectacle, don’t tarry [be a lag wagon] for the lights go out Dec. 31st, 2012.   

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

“DON’T JUDGE ME BECAUSE I SIN DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU DO”

LIFESTYLE, MARKETING, AND WOMEN ON THE WELLNESS ROAD

Temecula, CA – The personification of cannabis into the female ‘Mary Jane’ seems a pretty straightforward conclusion when you think of ‘Mother Earth’, ‘Mother Nature’ and the fact that ‘marijuana’ is Spanish/Mexican slang for ‘Mary Jane’. But as I maintain in Memoirs, nothing in life is as it is taught to us.


You may think it is a coincidence that Jesus said, “Man lives not by bread alone" and nowadays the word ‘bread’ is slang for money, but there is no such thing as coincidence.

Marijuana, the slang term used for the female side of cannabis and Mary Jane, the name derived from the translation, are part of the ‘magic’ of cannabis that goes all the way back to Eden (see Memoirs, Chapter 20).

While there have been ‘420 girls’ around pot since the jazz era, it is this present specific group that represents marijuana, medical marijuana, the best. They are the 420Nurses.


Tuesday, December 25, 2012

LOCAL WOMAN ORDERS/GETS FIRST MEMOIRS BOOK



PT GOES ON BOOK TOUR

Guest Writer DJ Catter here bringing you the update on my friend PT and his book release. Taking a page from other successful ramp-ups including the Murrieta Best Buy opening back in ’95 on a Friday the 13th, PT announced the official release of Memoirs of Mr. Pete & Mary Jane Green as Doomsday, December 21st, 2012. However, like the old Best Buy, PT also had a ‘soft opening’. Announcing to a limited few that the book would be available on his late mother’s birthday, December 18th, the first sale from the pre-release release comes from ‘that girl’[hat in the air] in the photo.

Elyse Carmichael, the Temecula woman in the picture holding Memoirs ordered her copy on December 18th after her shift at Red Lobster. Promised a January 2nd delivery ["Bummer"], Elyse was surprised to receive her copy of Memoirs on Doomsday, 3 days later. The avid reader told me, "I have 55 pages of my current book, then I'll dive into [Memoirs of Mr. Pete & Mary Jane Green]."
 

Saturday, December 22, 2012

ANNIE GET YOUR GUN…AND HIDE IT



FRANKENFISH TO JOIN QUAYLE’S FRANKENFOODS LIST

Temecula, CA – There is a school of thought that believes Mary Shelley’s novel Frankenstein isn’t completely a work of fiction but rather an actual account of a Jewish scientist’s attempt to make a golem. The Golem is a creature from Jewish folklore which was a clay figure animated by a holy man. It was generally unable to speak, lacked a soul, and followed orders like an automaton. This scientist attempted to ‘play God’ by modifying a religious/magic rite into a scientific phenomena. The goal of the scientist, a devout atheist; to prove he was God, automatically disproving the existence of God. The experiment failed causing a loss of life in the tiny village the scientist lived in and the ‘creature’ was killed. Mary Shelley, on a trip through the area by stagecoach, heard the story from an innkeeper and ‘fictionalized’ it.  

Thursday, December 20, 2012

MY NEXT REVELATION



THE BLACK SWAN’S REUNION CHRISTMAS SHOW

Temecula, CA – There is an old saying that ‘you can't keep a good man down’ and the same might well be said about some Murrieta bands. The Black Swan Theatre, 41655 Reagan Way, Ste. H., Murrieta, CA., 92562, [for LOCALS – off Jefferson between Date and Cherry Streets towards the mountains], 951-696-9800, is hosting the reunion show for My Last Revelation and a ‘reunion’ of sorts for Full Value Entertainment back to Murrieta since selling the Temecula Music Fest to The Vault Concerts.com.
Opening for the December 22, Saturday all-ages show are Eloisa Says and FVE stable talent, Keenwild, one of the first bands I did tee shirts for back in the day. Keenwild and MLR have played many shows together and go back to the days before The Vault.
Doors at 6PM, $10, Keenwild plays at 7PM

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

THE ENEMIES LIST



THE BALLOT IS OVER BUT THE BUCK PLAYS ON

Temecula, CA – As I go gonzo to bring you the results of the Recount To Label GMOs, but not the details, sorry Sports Fans, here is the much awaited complete list of products, companies, and brand names that put money in on the NO side. It is my intention to boycott and replace the products listed here with organic, fair trade, labeled No GMOs brands and products. You, Dear Reader, are left to your own devices in this Garden of Good and Evil. Your gift is knowledge, your magic wand is your wallet, and to remind you what’s up, re-read I Meet The Bad Guys.

This research is provided by 73 year old author, Hesh Goldstein, NaturalNews

“By now, we all know about the Proposition 37 travesty in California. The biotech industry did what they do best - lie and deceive and the major food companies maintained their use of GMOs in their foods. What was alarming is that most of the major food companies bought out organic companies so they can have the best of both worlds. It is up to us, the exploited masses to make a statement. That statement being, "We will boycott your products at all costs". To do that, you need to know who and what to boycott. Take the following list with you when you shop at natural food stores or regular supermarkets. Print it out and mail it to friends and family or email it to every one of your contacts.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

RECOUNT!!! FOR PROP 37



THE NEXT LLWAP EMBED ADVENTURE

Temecula, CA – “What I want to inform you now is that there seems to be a problem in how they counted our votes. Statisticians are showing that there is a problem in Orange County and believe that as many of 70,000 paper ballots for Yes on 37 were ‘flipped’ to No on 37.  On December 18 this issue will hit the mainstream news TV stations all across California and the nation.

We will need people to help out in the count. Monsanto originally wanted to have seven people present from their team to do their counting but the state will limit both sides to have 3 representatives. I do not know as yet of the duration for recount but I understand that we may work in three to four hour shifts.” 

Love to all, John

That’s right, Sports Fans, you get an inside, first hand exclusive scoop of this alleged voter fraud, only here, only in the Calendar.

MASS VIOLENCE STARTED WITH PROZAC, NOT SMITH & WESSON



GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE, PRE-MEDS MAKE PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE

Temecula, CA – Bang the drum loudly to take away the subjects’, er, citizens’ guns. The news story opin report is going to please some readers and piss off others. Neither is my intention. My aim is to look through the histrionics at the ‘teaching moment’ here, because if you have followed my reporting objective of showing that the world is NOT as taught by the status quo. Status quo says that ‘guns kill people’, however that statement is not true. It is only a slogan for a means to an end, and that end is to turn the populace into being defenseless against the government, the same government that every day makes unconstitutional laws to ‘thin the herd’ and caw-taw the rest.

Monday, December 10, 2012

CITIZENS UNITE TO OCCUPY AUTUMNWOOD HEALTH CONCERNS



MASS WILDOMAR NEIGHBORHOOD RALLY PLANNED FOR SATURDAY

Temecula, CA – In an email from Jennifer Marquez-Muniz, who with Xonia Villanueva, started the petition "CNW asks Department of Toxic Substance Control (DTSC) to test homes in and around Autumnwood Development, Wildomar CA.," comes this urgent plea to Occupy Your Own Health in Autumnwood this Saturday in front of the Oak Creek Center (McDonald's & Albertson's shopping center) after being blown off by the DTSC.

“If you want ACTION, ANSWERS, JUSTICE, & SOLUTIONS that address the contamination, illness/death, and financial interest of all the homeowners that live in Autumnwood, then we need all the Concerned Neighbors of Wildomar and ALL the residents of Autumnwood to picket along the sidewalk off Clinton Keith Road in front of Oak Creek Center for a RALLY/DEMONSTRATION on Saturday, December 15, 2012, from 2:30 pm to 6:30 pm,” came the urgent request.

Friday, December 7, 2012

THE WEEKEND WRAP-UP



THE HOTTEST BITCH IN TOWN RIGHT NOW

Temecula, CA – Welcome to this weekend edition. There is a lot going on in the hood. For those of you who take the Chinese Daily newspaper, you may think that the sub-headline refers to home girl and T-Town hottie, Katy Perry (Hudson) whose picture graced their front page a couple of days ago. It isn’t. Katy is #2.
I also have an update on the trending story, …Fungus In Autumnwood concerning the DTSC’s decision on whether or not to test for illness culprits coming up this weekend update.
For all those folks who have read the term LLWAP and wondered just what that means exactly, there is an update for finding the definition,
And lastly, for those who would like to get Memoirs of Mr. Pete & Mary Jane Green on my late mother’s birthday 3 days before its announced Doomsday release on December, 21, 2012, that’s here too.



Monday, December 3, 2012

IS THERE A TOXIC FUNGUS IN AUTUMNWOOD



PETITION SEEKS ANSWERS FOR WILDOMAR NEIGHBORHOOD

Temecula, CA – Local Wildomar resident Jennifer Marquez-Muniz seeks to enlist the aid of the Temecula Calendar in aiding her cause to get the Department of Toxic Substance Control (DTSC) to investigate for possible chemical poisoning due to numerous people living in the recently built Autumnwood experiencing illness inside their homes. The neighbors are petitioning: George Alexeeff, Director of the Office of Environmental Health Hazard Assessment (OEHHA), Matthew Rodriguez, Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Secretary, and Deborah Raphael, Department of Toxic Substance (DTSC).

Saturday, December 1, 2012

TEMEC WRITER DROPS MEMOIRS BOOK 12/21/12



“CAN’T LET A GOOD DOOMSDAY GO TO WASTE”

By GUEST WRITER – DJ CATTER

Hello underground music fans, Catter here. Since PT Rothschild is giving me a hand on starting my show by use of his CD library from all the music shows he has attended as part of Local Punks, Full Value Entertainment*, Java Joz, Cuppy’s, The Alley [Fullerton], French Valley Theatre, and The Vault Concerts, plus assorted side shows that he has attended, I thought I would return the favor by doing an interview here in my studio about his book release on December 21, 2012 . This is the written text of that interview.

DJ Catter: First off, why 12-21-2012 for the release date?