SIGNED RARE SPORTS MEMORABILIA SENT TO KIM JUNG UN
Temecula, CA – In a move sure to piss off all his Republican friends in the tea party, President Obama today revealed that he is going to use the ‘basketball diplomacy’ put forth by Dennis Rodman on North Korea’s head man, Kim Jung un, to wind down the war talk. Barack said,
“You know, Dennis called me just hours ago and said ‘Dude’. So I got to thinking, er, and decided to be the bigger man. Sorry Kim, that wasn’t a put-down. Oops, sorry again. Anyway, to make the first gesture, I have decided to send Kim a rare signed sports jersey.”
A picture of the jersey is after the jump. Stay tuned on this breaking scoop.
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