Saturday, September 28, 2013

LEGAL GREEN IN FOURTEEN



WILL 420NURSES SMOKE THE VOTE TO LEGALIZE CALI WEED?

Temecula CA – It was only a matter of time before the effort to legalize weed, aka Washington/Colorado style, would attract the attention of the 420Nurses, the sweethearts of Mary Jane’s rodeo. The language for the law was in a bit of a churn as various factions in the movement vied for ego trips, but finally the version that Jack Herer came up with remained the backbone of the drawn up measure to legalize weed use in 2014. 

To get the measure on the ballot, the MMJ modeling group has undertaken to fan out and get the required amount of signatures for the measure to be accepted. Given the self-admitted bungling of bringing over 100,000 petition signatures a day late, missing the opportunity for Jack’s Law to qualify from the era of Jeff Clark/Richard Eastman, I don’t see the same inefficiency in an organization structured like the 420Nurses


After the jump, ChaCha lays out in her own words the reasons for keeping a plant God put here legal and accessible. Compare her words to those of Murrieta’s leadership in keeping the ban against access in place. Who would you rather sit next to in church if Jesus was giving the sermon?

Thursday, September 26, 2013

CALLING ALL FOODIES



GOOD NEWS AT LAST

Temecula, CA – ‘Anti-GMO Campaigners Claim Victory as 'Monsanto Protection Act' Stripped From Senate Bill; Organizers cheer, saying the voices raised against genetically modified foods and giveaways to biotech giants were heard’ read headlines form yesterday’s political blog, Common Dreams

An amendment dubbed the "Monsanto Protection Act," which currently allows large agriculture and biotech corporations to ignore court orders involving the safety of genetically modified seeds, has been stripped from Senate's spending bill that could be voted on as early as Wednesday afternoon.


Following an organized campaign against the provision in recent months, its removal was being cheered by food safety and environmental activists as a victory.

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER WEEK THREE


FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER


Hello Football Fans,
 
This letter is an alternative to attending your mandatory GA meeting (gambler's
anonymous).
 
Enjoy,
 
The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL, on the lam from the gambling police


NFL WEEK #3

It was another bizarre week in pro football.  Four games were decided by a winning TD late in the 4th quarter, including three inside of one minute [TENN at 0:15 to beat SD, CLE at 0:51 to beat MIN, MIA at 0:43 to beat ATL, and ugly ending for the Pack with CIN scoring defensive TD at 3:47 to finish the scoring and win].

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

BOOTY SWEAT

THE BEFORE, AFTER, AND AFTER THAT SQUAT CHALLENGE REPORT

Temecula, CA – More and more 420Nurses are writing testimonial blogs about being in the group movement. These young women tell of belonging to a group of like-minded females who see a certain lifestyle and lead the way.

Though the fledgling organization is gaining more chapters, the two leaders at the forefront of the current fitness lifestyle program are CEO ChaCha Va Voom and VP Summer Rain. It is the 30 Day Squat Challenge. We start from Day 2 now:



More days after the jump. 

Monday, September 23, 2013

DON’T BE CHICKEN, THIS MOM NEEDS HELP



USDA MODERNIZATION NEEDS SAFETY SLOWDOWN

Temecula, CA – Comes this story that can affect every person in Temecula, in one form or another
though the origin is two thousand miles away. In her own words, Carmen Sanabria:

“The Obama administration is preparing to finalize a dangerous new rule for how chickens in the United States are inspected.

If the rule is finalized, food safety inspection staff would be slashed, at the same time that production line speeds are allowed to accelerate. As a result, chickens contaminated by feces, bile and scabs would not be pulled from the line, but instead would "pass" the new inspection standards and then simply be rinsed in an anti-microbial bleach solution before being packaged and sold to consumers."

AN OFFER I COULD NOT REFUSE



BECOMING A DAB WARS EMBED

Temecula, CA – Shortly I will make another trip up to LA returning to the Green Pearl clinic in
Pacoima, a part of the San Fernando Valley. This area is more like Menifee in appearance than here but not as washed out as the old parts of Hemet. Of course the San Fernando Valley is also noted for having ‘Valley Girls’.

I don’t know much about Valley Girls but I do know about nurses, 420Nurses, an innovative MMJ group which is inspiring women to kick prescription meds and go with the real thing, cannabis and good diet, thus boosting each member’s self esteem and independence. These are the seeds of inner beauty.

As pointed out in earlier stories about the group, it is easy to miss the medical issues when you are surrounded to the point of submission by beauty and kindness. Looking at the two women sitting in front of me that day in Pacoima, I knew I was about to get an offer I couldn’t refuse.

Rather than read a lot of words, the simple narrative pictures will tell the tale.

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Go Angels (Mike Trout)!

the girls made this sign for the game today it looks extra cool.

Friday, September 20, 2013

A BROTHER CALLS OBAMA OUT ON SYRIA

A BBC LOOK AT THE ANCIENT LAND’S PRESENT DAY SEEDS OF STRIFE

Temecula, CA – It would seem that President Obama is dusting off the old Cold War tactic first used in South America when Nixon was a Vice President. It is the old false provocation trick but thanks to the one world society we live in, [this is the future], the truth is out there past the country’s borders and propaganda mills.

Here with the ‘call-out’ is our favorite Jewish prophet since Jesus, Brother Nathaniel, with a message about the ‘why’ of war in Syria in a non-Occupy scenario. 



After the jump, pop the non-GMO popcorn*, and settle in for a revealing and informative look into Syria, its background, its culture, and the history of the present combatants in the Syria landscape. It is a complex struggle for power and control, based on the question, ‘is the best man for the job the next in line or the most able bodied from the general population?’ In Syria it is Sunni vs Shiite; USA vs Russia, all over again. Do svidanya!!   


Wednesday, September 18, 2013

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER WEEK #2



FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,


The NFL has gotten off to an exciting start. 

Unfortunately, there have been plenty of devastating injuries, which I have not mentioned in this letter.  You handicappers will have to do your own homework.

In college, this week's slate of games is a bit weak.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL

Monday, September 16, 2013

MANIC MONSANTO MONDAY



STOP THE NEW BIOTECH PROTECTION ACT

Temecula, CA – New inning. Step up to the plate, all Occupiers, MMJrs, all 420Nurses, all GMO fighters, and people in general who care about freedom and food. Remember you are what you eat. Eat shit and you will feel and look like it.

The Monsanto Protection Act that got folks in an uproar about six months ago is set to expire shortly, however, you know the drill. Our fellow patriotic American politicians, the best money can buy, have already included the same bill in another spending budget up for passage, extending the Monsanto Protection Act another three months. 

Of course the ploy is to keep popping this up until folks forget, wear down, or citizens take back the government from the corporations that now own it.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER WEEK ONE



FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,

I focused on the first week of pro games this week.

Will try to balance between NFL and college in the next few weeks.

Big revenge game this week is Alabama at Texas A&M.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL

(Ed. Note – This column also includes sports & bet terms definitions, all after the junp)


DRINK MORE FLUORIDE, GET READY TO FIGHT



PUTIN’S POINT ON SYRIA HAS A ‘FALSE FLAG’ CAVEAT

AP photo
Temecula, CA – Just days after Russia’s Putin delivered an intelligently, down-to-earth written appeal on Syria, one of the final holdouts to the Central Banking System, the FLOTUS comes out and urges ‘all Americans’ to drink more fluoridated water, followed by the NBC Today hosts all sipping on their big glasses of water.


In the meme of “Is it me or does a talking mime bother anyone else” I found the reference to fluoride coming during Yum Kippur rather distasteful and insensitive, given the use of it in the death camps, unless of course it is being put to the same purpose here, to dumb people down to Putin’s speech published in the NY Times. Then it is a brilliant use of political power for gunboat diplomacy based on historical results. That is Harvard logic. So in case you missed it, Putin’s full letter to the American People unedited, is after the jump.

LICENSED TO CHILL



MEMOIRS GETS MEDICAL APPROVAL, SORT OF

Temecula, CA – Doomsday Eve, I was in LA to attend the Christmas NORML meeting at JEMM. 

It was a special meeting befitting the occasion. I was dropping the recently completed book, Memoirs of Mr. Pete & Mary Jane Green, The Autobiography of My Alter Ego, and I wanted to announce the official release to the original organization that sought to end the persecution of a plant that God put here.

There was a time when God meant something, but these days God has as much worth as the Constitution. It is what it is. This time was called for long ago, and now this time is here. Occupy LA was my wake-up pass.

I knew something or someone special would be at that meeting and this time it wasn’t my Spidey Sense, it was my Doc Strange blood. Since I knew ‘they’ were coming, I brought a baked cake.

Friday, September 13, 2013

HOW ISLAM FEELS ABOUT JESUS



AND WHAT THEY READ ABOUT HIS FUTURE

Temecula, CA – A few years after 911 when the fever of the country was high and the logic of Loose Change hadn’t come to light, when I hadn’t yet dawned my online citizen journalism hat, I

became my first mole by taking a job at a firm owned by area Muslims. Not to make myself out to be some kind of hero, the job was a job. However, once I saw who my employers were, I decided to be the spook* who sat by the door.

That simple association yielded to me a wealth of understanding about the local area Muslims, their ways, their habits, customs and culture; the similarities and the contrasts. From this crossing of paths, I also gained a fellow traveler in Jedi School, so to speak.

The religion of Islam started 600 years after Jesus was crucified and 300 years after the mightiest empire on earth tried to wipe out the cult called Christianity. Though a half-brother to the Semite, the Arab was barred until Jesus’ Judaism to the Gentiles was enacted. Rather than becoming a Christian, the new religion of the half-brother reworked the Hebrew version then grafted themselves onto the Christian religion and envisioned the future in a way that has to be read:

Thursday, September 12, 2013

THE NEW FACE OF DIABETES



‘LOCAL BOY MAKES GOOD’

Temecula, CA – With the war talk possibly being diverted by the Russians [Syria and Snowden, go Putin] and Kerry positioning himself to be the next Skull’n’Bones President, perhaps we will see if Obama moves past the police bullying to keep the clamps down on medical marijuana patients/ clinics/states.

Continuing to beat down sick people who smoke pot shows how our ex-stoner President is out of touch, or at least as out of touch as the rest of the country with regards to the difference between stoners and sickies.

A case in point is the girl in the picture on the right. This young woman who shoots insulin at least 4 times a day, says ingesting cannabis boosts her body’s natural insulin by 16% thereby reducing the amount of injected insulin which has risen 200% since Obama took office.
“I knew this was true before I read the [medical] report stating the percentage [amount]. I could just tell it. I medicate before I eat and after,” said the girl inside the 420Nurses scene known as Le Bleu, a photographer, at LA’s NORML meeting.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

NEVER A STRAIGHT ANSWER

#3 IN OUR LIVING IN A MIRROR SERIES, NASA’S ROLE

Temecula, CA – We all know the government’s penchant for acronyms. Upon hearing the role of
NASA in the following video brings new meaning to conspiracy joke about the agency's name meaning ‘Never A Straight Answer’.

Delivered by a CIA ‘deep throat’ type, we get a timeline about the UFO cover-up and finally learn the dreaded secret behind the overused ‘National Security’ clampdown over the MIB and UFOs.

Though only a few years ago many things expressed in the following video may have seemed far-fetched, today as we chew down our last Pope and Comet Ison barrels toward the sun [they say], the saying ‘all bets are off’ seems the order of the day.

[Disclaimer: Several scenarios/stats involving alien abductions may be too intense for those under 18. If that is the case with any reader, please do not make the jump. Thank you]

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

SUBURBAN LEGENDS TO RELEASE EP IN OCTOBER



THE UPDATE PLUS

Temecula, CA - Suburban Legends, the Orange County, CA-based third wave ska band is set to release their latest EP, Dreams Aren’t Real But These Songs Are, on October 8, 2013 in CD and digital formats, with the LP version coming November 5, 2013.  The band is signed to Rock Ridge Music (with distribution through ADA). 

The six-song EP is a reverently played and imaginatively arranged collection of Disney classics, full of the band’s distinct blend of fizzy ska and sugary pop, with accents of disco and funk.

The group navigates intricate songs like “A Dream Is A Wish” from Cinderella and “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” from Toy Story, tying together their unique ska lineage with time-honored Tin Pan Alley song craft. The EP standout is the Legends’ sun-soaked, rock steady rendition of “Beauty And The Beast.”

THE MATRIX EXPLAINED

#2 OF OUR LIVING IN A MIRROR SERIES

Temecula, CA – Recently while researching for another article, I came across a video that explains The Matrix theory in very realistic terms. It helps to see the world from the other side of the mirror for that is the way to remove yourself from the matrix, to unplug, or as Jesus said around 2000 years ago, “Be aware”.


Neo was made aware of the Matrix and its simulated reality. The understanding of its true nature allowed him to manipulate the simulation's physical laws, granting him seemingly superhuman/magical abilities.

This same logic was found in Tron and with Jesus walking on water, it seems that in real life life, here was a man who also had some insider trading knowledge of how things worked. After the jump, we look at our real matrix.

Friday, September 6, 2013

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER WEEK ZERO



The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL

Hello Football Fans,
It was a great first week on the gridiron.

So much to talk about, so little time.  See the following summary, including some details.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL,

On the lam from the gambling police (as usual – Ed)

TURNING OVER A GREEN LEAF

IS WAR NORML?

Temecula, CA – The last two weeks have climaxed a summer of marijuana recognition in both the
public and private sector. Books [including mine], movies, magazines [Rolling Stone, reviewed here], more health news, and finally the DOJ memo stating a relaxed, hands-off stance to states that run a proper pot regulated program. With so much weed smoke going up, what’s the best way to make my little green book stand out against all the hubbub, Bub?

Expecting a fundraiser and a meeting, I had intentions of renewing my business relationship with the 420Nurses who would be in attendance. My last meeting with LA’s NORML had occurred months before my summer vacation. The citizen pushback against government machination is like a soap opera, you can keep up just hitting it Monday and Friday. This was the first time that I took the subway to the meeting also. Fuuuuccckk! Oh yeah.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Education: Perris teacher arrested for child annoyance and porn

Perris, California - On May 30, 2013, Perris Police Department investigators were contacted by school
administrators at Lakeside Middle School, in the city of Perris, regarding an incident of child annoying. Investigators learned that a middle school science teacher had taken several inappropriate pictures of some female students.

The investigation revealed the teacher had taken digital photos of his students without their knowledge, which focused on their chest and buttocks. A search warrant was served at the teacher’s residence in the 17000 block of Andalusian Ct., Moreno Valley. During the search of the residence, investigators recovered computers, weapons and cellphones. Computer analysis of the teacher’s computers revealed several videos and pictures containing child pornography.

Lake Elsinore: pervert busted for flashing his junk at store clerk

Lake Elsinore, California - On Wednesday, September 4, 2013, at approximately 6:15 AM, a subject entered a


business in the 31700 block of Riverside Drive to purchase a beverage, and as he approached the clerk to pay for the item, he exposed himself to the clerk, paid for the item and left the business.

Officers arrived within minutes of receiving the call, but were unable to locate the suspect. Officers reviewed the digital video recording of the incident, and were able to obtain photographic evidence of the suspect.

On Thursday, September 5, 2013, officers on patrol were called to investigate an unrelated crime when they observed a subject matching the description of the indecent exposure suspect walking in the vicinity of Lincoln Street and Via Valdez. 

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

GLOWING LIGHT BULB DIM TO CHRISTIANS, MUSLIMS

CITY ELECTRIFIES RELIGIOUS WHEN GOOD MEN DO NOTHING

Temecula, CA – With so much ‘war talk’ in the air and the list of shady dealings concerning Obama getting longer by the day, it was time to pull my head from the armpit of current events and grab some fresh air in the still pristine spaces of rural Temecula. I suggest my readers do the same, particularly if any attend Calvary Baptist or the soon-to-come ICTV mosque place of worship on Nicolas Road.
“There are none so blind, as though who would not see.”

Ponder the above statement. People who are born blind or made blind, develop enhanced other senses to compensate. People who are blinded by ignorance, blinded by arrogance, blinded by science, and blinded by religion get no such compensation.

Remember the French Valley Power Plant scheme exposed here years ago?

Sunday, September 1, 2013

NOT JUST ANOTHER PRETTY PLACE – NURSES PARADISE



MARKETING THE 420 BRAND BEYOND ACTIVISM

Temecula, CA – On the night of October 31, 2009, two young women dressed up as sexy nurses, a different angle from the typical role model image offered up on the magical night. But these women made their costumes even more magical by making a political statement. They added marijuana symbols to their medical outfits.
Shazam! And Gol-lee, the next thing you know young women are inquiring where to join, thanks to the usual suspect, Social Media. Make a note, Hollywood and Halloween Night.

Thanks to this being the future, it wasn’t long before the number of 420Nurses as the group officially is called, doubled and re-doubled and begot a scene. From the days of Madlins/Java Joz/Cuppys and knowledge of the George Plimpton definition, a scene is magical, made up of an eclectic mix of people, all on the same wavelength, sharing a common love for art and freedom, and no one ever uses their real name. That’s the fun of it.