Monday, March 31, 2014

THE COMING OF COSPLAY



AND IVAN STARTS THE SCENE, OF COURSE

Temecula, CA – With the eighth sign in Memoirs to come to pass just today, it’s time to tell people
where the bear shat in the woods. With this news report a new scene is back. It ain’t The Vault, but it is a separating of paths. As with Chapter 7, 'Start of The Magical Mystery Tour', a scene path is opening for those who want the path less traveled, those who love real music, those who aren’t jocks, those who went to The Vault, and those who were The Vault. Mentally this scene is just around the corner of your mind.

Welcome to Faze 1 – Cosplay. What is ‘cosplay’ you ask? Good question, I did!

With the growth of the underground arena of comic books, comic conventions, and fantasy art merging with blockbuster movies that are based upon those franchises, a costumed play scene, part party/part masquerade, and wrapped around rock/modern music somehow is emerging for those too modern for the usual renaissance faire. You could say this is a more mellow shadow of a Lilith Faire. 

THE LATEST FROM THE FRONT



MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE

Temecula, CA – Recently a new state bill was introduced into committee. With the help of a phone-in campaign the bill passed the first huddle, the Health Committee. MONDAY WE NEED 5 PHONE CALLS to the next, even more challenging committee vote - the 5-member Agriculture Committee which is set for a Tuesday morning 4/1 meeting.

The script is simple.

“Hello, I am calling in support of State Bill or SB 1381 to label GMOs.”

They will then ask your name and either what your zip code is, or what town you live in. this is done to verify that you live in the district. This is the simplest form of voting and does not require registration. This is your freedom. Lose it or use it and make the jump. 5 calls in 5 minutes. Faster than Geigo and saves your ass, not your money.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

IS THIS BLUTO VERSUS OLIVE OIL?



CAN A BROTHER CATCH A BREAK – NO
 
Temecula, CA – Smart racist Vegas money has a line open on Obama committing suicide before he
leaves office and cementing his legacy as the only president ever to ‘check out’ in office. I’m not a betting man but even the dogs, who might be let out now, are watching this one. With a little more than a year left, let’s see how Obama’s last two weeks have been going.

We are not going to go back over the missing/fake story/false leads/dumped parts of Malaysian Flight MH370, or the fact that neither Philip Wood’s GF, the Chinese relatives, or even a pilot on Fox News isn’t swallowing the kool-aid, except to say that the KGB’s Bluto caught both the Chinese and the Americans flat-footed. That’s why the Chinese allowed a rare street demonstration to happen. “We bested this battle” and then a deep bow. The American side howled like Olive Oil. I guess Barry was out of the country when we bombed Iraq on false intel, wasn’t born when the U2 Incident happened, and isn’t Native American to know about The Trail of Tears.

Before we move to what enquiring minds and mouths are talking about, let’s peek at pictures of Barry meeting the Pope, our last pope it seems, right after the jump. 

KISS MY KYRGYZSTAN



LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING JET ENGINES

As the U.S. prepares to close its sole military base in Central Asia in July, Russia is making sure the
Americans won't be coming back. Kyrgyzstan is the proposed landing spot of the missing flight MH370. The airport of Osh International is located about two hours flying time ENE from Iran and borders Uzbekistan, the country the 20 Muslim Freescale Semiconductor techs were from, prompting the initial Chinese passenger background check on them.

Russian state-owned oil company Rosneft inked a preliminary deal Feb. 19 with the Kyrgyz government to invest up to $1 billion for a stake of at least 51% in Manas International Airport, which is both Kyrgyzstan's main international gateway and home to the U.S. base used to support NATO operations in Afghanistan. The investment, Rosneft said, is "aimed at the creation of a large-scale international logistics hub," although the company is not experienced in that area.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

LIVING IS EASY WITH EYES CLOSED*



WHY PEOPLE READ THE CALENDAR, IT'S THE MOLE HILLS

Temecula, CA – After looking at the way the latest ‘official report’ is spinning out of control
concerning Malaysian Flight MH 370, relatives are being told take the money and run home. Keep your eyes closed to the red herrings laying about with as many as three generations lost. These Chinese aren’t Americans. And they aren’t buying this load of horse manure, it’s GMO-d.


When I just glanced at the Top Ten Stories, now changing at a more rapid pace, it occurred to me that more and more Temecula Calendar viewers don’t want to live an easy life. They want the hard facts that research and luck, plus a few well placed moles, can deliver. This is not an indictment against any other rags, hard or net. Being on a busker budget has its own reward when coupled with gonzo journalism. Thanks Hunter S. Thompson, your shoes fit like a condom.

Let’s see the current stories making the rounds, and WHY:

Monday, March 24, 2014

SHOW IS OVER, NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS



FLIGHT 370 JOINS 911 AND THOSE JET FLIGHTS

Temecula. CA – It is being reported that Malaysian flight MH370 crashed in the Indian Ocean just like
it was reported that a 1600 degree fire could soften SAE certified steel with walls 6 inches thick enough to make floors ‘pancake’. Horse hockey! Proof of another jack rabbit story being pulled from …, well, you get the drift.

Unless you travel outside America, you will never understand that what we are fed in this country’s news is NOT what other countries report to their people. A trip for my second honeymoon to Canada proved that to me. I never forgot.

Now all the anomalies of the story will be squeegeed into the ocean instead of swept under the rug or sealed in a report until 5000AD or some such future date like others have been. As with local Shaun Vilan, gunned down by an armed off duty motorcycle cop in Old Town, the facts remain with those involved while the official story is spun for the looky-loos.

The families were dismissed with a text [Earlier, the families of Flight 370's passengers were sent text messages by the airline telling them that the plane had been "lost and that none of those aboard have survived."] much like the way the Vilan family were dismissed by the detective at the hospital that day on 3-8-08. 

Saturday, March 22, 2014

ALL NOISY ON THE EASTERN FRONT



SOME TALE SPIN CORRECTED, REASON FOR FLOTUS VISIT REVEALED?

The first Chinese plane heading to Australia to join the hunt for a missing Malaysia Airlines jet landed at the wrong airport on Saturday. The Chinese IL-76 military aircraft made an unexpected stop at Perth International Airport before heading to its correct destination at RAAF Base Pearce outside Perth, where search and rescue operations for Flight MH370, which has been missing for two weeks, are now being coordinated. "They landed at Perth and then they landed here," RAAF Corporal Janine Fabre told Reuters.

"We don't know why!" 

RAAF Base Pearce, a dusty collection of runways and low-slung buildings about 21 miles north of Perth, is taking on the feel of a model United Nations as aircraft and ships - not to mention journalists - from at least six countries descend on the region.


Meanwhile Malaysia is starting to sound like TEPCO and the Japanese government about Fukushima. Family members of the missing plane can feel something is amiss and the officials refusal to allow or answer any questions simply means that they have no plausible answers. A woman who was trying to speak to journalists was hauled away by security before she could. Did she know something?

Friday, March 21, 2014

MALAYSIAN FLIGHT 370 SUFFERS TALE SPIN



BETTING ON THE WHITE FIGHTER

Temecula, CA – Years ago I worked at K-Mart in a Cracker Jack crew that sold electronics and appliances. The youngest member, a kid we all nicknamed Mr. Bill after the claymation figure, used to
racially kid with me from time to time. We both enjoyed it as I knew he was just finding out where my head was at.

One day as we watched ABC Sports, a boxing program came on with a number of matches. As each
one went to conclusion, most were either between two black boxers or two white ones. When a contest came up that featured a white fighter and a black fighter, Mr. Bill looked at me and said, “Bet on the black guy.”

I tried to make light of his comment by saying, “But the fight hasn’t even started yet.”
“Makes no difference. If a black guy and a white guy are boxing, bet on the black guy. I always do and I haven’t lost yet.”

That was in the 80s. Flash forward to March 2014.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

PREDICTED SIXTH SIGN OF BOOK IS LIT



MARLBORO HIGH – 20 ULTRA DANK JOINTS

Temecula, CA – On page 267, four pages into the vaulted Chapter 20 of Memoirs of Mr. Pete & Mary Jane Green, this paragraph appears:

“By the time that I first met Jack [Herer] I had gained a lot of medical marijuana knowledge. Feeling rather self-satisfied on that front, I related to Jack about how the medical side of marijuana had kept the door open to getting pot made legal again. Expecting an ‘atta-boy’ for predicting a correct political argument against the federal government’s encroachment over the rights of the individual, Jack looked at me and said that the medical side was the worst thing that ever happened to marijuana.


I blinked.” – End of quote, emphasis added.

As I write this part of the column which will be added to the rest below, my armpits are sweating because what Jack Herer said to me years ago is something I realized the meaning to just now. 

Jack Herer was being prophetic about the coming of GMO pot, which is patented, being fostered unknowingly to medical marijuana patients. The DPA got it done in Colorado but just got defeated in Washington State. Legal pot smokers won’t be as lucky come June when the state rolls out the government program to stoners.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

DOG WHISTLE POLITICS



THE WHITE SHEET WORDS OF SOME POLITICIANS

Temecula, CA – Lawyers and politicians get pleasure from using their words to steer around ordinary 
people’s comprehension to understand their true intentions. They also can use them to try and mask their racial feelings toward others. But as Chip Randell says in one Farmed And Dangerous episode to Buck Marshall, “People aren’t idiots.”

However, sometimes people think that those unlike themselves are idiots, as the infamous 47% remark recorded from Mitt Romney proved. And speaking of Mitt…
 
When Paul Ryan talked about a "real culture problem" in "our inner cities in particular" this week, he wasn't the first American politician to be slammed for using racially coded language to get a point across. Far from it.

Ian Haney López, author of Dog Whistle Politics: How Coded Racial Appeals Have Reinvented Racism and Wrecked the Middle Class, says it's not just the promotion of old-fashioned racial stereotypes that we need to worry about. Rather, he argues, it's the manipulation of racism in service of very specific goals.

Monday, March 17, 2014

MORE MISSING ABOUT FLIGHT MH370 THAN PLANE - UPDATE



THE CALENDAR’S FOREIGN MOLE CHECKS IN WITH EXCLUSIVE

Temecula, CA – Like the original story reporting that slain father Sean Vilan was at fault in his fatal
shooting by an off-duty out of country cop, something just didn’t feel solid about the official report when I first read about it.

While four passengers who boarded a missing Malaysian jet are under special investigation for stolen and other passport-related issues, twenty other passengers were involved in cutting edge electronic technology used for defense purposes, including electronic warfare, such as weapons that can "cloak" or make planes invisible, appearing to vanish.

On board Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 these twenty were a team from Freescale Semiconductor, a Texas-based technology firm.

They were based in several manufacturing sites in Kuala Lumpur and Tianjin, China; 12 of the employees were from Malaysia and eight were from China, a spokeswoman for the company confirmed.

Now a foreign mole has filed their report in a Temecula Calendar EXCLUSIVE. The 20 Chinese techs were Muslim and the plane landed in Kyrgyzstan, at an airport called Osh International Airport, which is approximately seven to seven and half hours away from Kuala Lumpur in flight time.

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY



IT IS ALL ABOUT THE GREEN

Temecula, CA – Today we celebrate another ‘religious miracle’ in our America calendar year. It seems almost ironic when you consider today’s hypocritical government and culture that marks these events with Hallmark greetings. Today the ‘coming of the green’ means forking that green out of your wallet for a sign of the celebration such as green beer.

Amazingly the religious celebration didn’t allow bars open on that day until in the 60s. That’s the 1960s, not the 560s. Along with parades in many cities and towns, the Chicago River flowing green today, and many pinches if you are not wearing green, much money, another form of green, will be spent today. Today’s parades in some big cities however will be absent some sponsors and mayors.

In the face of today’s environment against corporate personhood, manufactured rather than naturally grown food, and money with the power of speech [legally], this cultural celebration is a reminder that some things remain above that hypocrisy, and always will. The color green today also represents something older than the named day, for green is the color of cannabis.

Saturday, March 15, 2014

FINDING THE NADELMANN IN THE HAYSTACK



THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW -YERS

Temecula, CA – After shaking off some criticism for being too overzealous on GMOs, no doubt a carryover from being radicalized by Howard Vlieger and John Diaz, I had to be diplomatic and apologize for my words. You can’t catch flies with vinegar. That’s why I’m not a leader.

So here is my article to paraphrase Jeremy Gray (Wedding Crashers), of why I’m not sorry I’m sorry and just in time for St. Patrick’s Day.

As in The Hobbit (part 2), there is a darkness that is spreading across the land, only it’s not just across the land or just a darkness, it is a dragnet. The people who eat food and those who ingest cannabis are the fish. GMOs are the bait and money is the water. The fishing trawler is Monsanto

After the jump, a meet and greet with the fisherman and the net because it is all about deception and control. It always has been.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

DO YOU REALLY KNOW THE PROBLEM?

TWO MMJ CLINICS RAIDED BY OBAMA'S 'JUSTUS' DEPT IN SAN BERDO TODAY

Temecula, CA - As Obama's boys keep shutting down clinics, you may ask yourself just what is going
on? Typical racial thinking is that no self-respecting 'white man' is going to take an order from someone he doesn't respect. When you look the majority of law enforcement, they seem to have a 'white man' attitude. Some states like 'Stand Your Ground' Florida has let that attitude GMO into an 'old white man' attitude who can't stand texting. The Judge is still out on that one, possibly another old white man. But is it just no respect from the bulls of the Justice Department who themselves have a black as leader?

Some say the hypocrisy of Obama's Administration comes from America having the weakest perceived leader, being pulled by his government...


Rather as seen leading the charge, like North Korea's young leader who also loves basketball. BTW, North Korea and Iran are two of the last three remaining countries NOT a part of the Central Bank System.

However, to Robert Duncan, he might see things a little different since he tried playing by the rules. Playing by the rules only works when everyone plays by them. With the release of GMO pot in Colorado, GMO ready legal weed laws being peddled by the DPA, and GMO apples at Starbuck's ["I'll have a yoga mat platter with GMO Arctic Apples please, to go"], there are NO rules anymore.


Wednesday, March 12, 2014

EUROPE FINDS AMERICA FARMED AND DANGEROUS



DID OLD WORLD CHEESE REJECTION COME FROM DOING YOGA?

Temecula, CA – Like rust and the game of capitalism, the news never stops. And neither does the spin.

Today on many American mainstream news like MSN, the story of rejected American food, this time cheese, not wheat, is told from an ‘us Americans’ vs ‘them unfair Europeans’. This new BAN on American cheese products, even those with Old World names, is hard on the small business niche market, they say. Like the earlier Japan ban on American wheat which was contaminated by GMO pollen, the food news overseas is publicized, not hidden by fluff from the consumer and spun as here by fellow Americans for money. (Ed note - this story has already been swept under the rug on MSN's front page position, replaced by a story about Monsanto-cozy McDonald's being into burgers, yawn)

So here’s what you won’t find unless you dig for it and the real reason behind ‘No American Cheese’ on the Continent. It’s farmed and dangerous. 


The FDA approved ADA as a food additive in 1962.  It is not approved for use in either Australia or the European Union. People overseas are starting to see that American produced foods are not safe or healthy for human consumption.

And now the list of companies and products using the yoga mat/flip-flop ingredient ADA after the jump. What’s in your stomach? [List compiled by David Andrews, Ph.D., Senior Scientist, and Elaine Shannon, Editor-in-chief and publisher]

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

TEMEC MAKES ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE



ARTICLE SHOWS SCHOOL HEART TOWARD AUTISTIC KID IN HIGH SCHOOL

It smacks of suburban myth or TV make­ believe, but undercover drug stings occur in high schools with surprising frequency. Cops love the stings, too, which not only served as a major morale boost but could also be lucrative. "Any increase in narcotics arrests is good for police departments. It's all about numbers," says former LAPD Deputy Chief Stephen Downing, who now works with the advocacy group Law Enforcement Against Prohibition. He now views these operations with scorn. 

"This is not about public safety – the public is no safer, and the school grounds are no safer. The more arrests you have, the more funding you can get through federal grants and overtime."

From his seat at a worktable in the art room, Deputy Daniel Zipperstein observed his target and tablemate, Jesse Snodgrass, clearly flummoxed by the project's complexity. Their ponytailed teacher, James Taylor [no relation to the singer is supposed], paused by the boys' table. "OK Jesse," Taylor instructed, holding up a piece of cardboard. "Today's task will be to cut out six cardboard squares of this size." Taylor took pains to pare down each assignment into bite-size chunks for Jesse, but even so, he'd need to keep circling back to remind Jesse to stay on his single small task. Zipperstein watched Jesse slowly pick up the scissors and get to work.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

THE REASON BEHIND THE TREASON OF MARIJUANAGATE



WHAT’S THE PATENT IN YOUR WALLET, OBAMA?

Temecula, CA – In the still unfolding saga in Monsanto’s web of GMO grows and pot experiments, now international, you have to wonder, what is the motivation for this monstrous plan? True, in almost any country it seems, the government is mistreating one group or segment of their population. Of course who else would the government mistreat but their own countrymen? It’s a party foul to mistreat another country’s citizens, except to the Russians and US. But I digress.


If the movies have taught us anything about selling out your fellow countrymen, it’s the line from Tropic Thunder when Matthew’s McConaughey’s character questions Les Grossman about what he’d receive for selling out lead character Tugg (Ben Stiller).

A G5 aeroplane?

“And money… lots of money.”

How much money is involved in Obama’s MarijuanaGate, the deliberate GMO pot experiment in Colorado? Potentially trillions, and where all this cash comes from is shown after the jump. Once again our star reporter Laurie Canadian420, a 420Nurse, has sourced this next piece of the fascinating government sellout of America.

HEARD ABOUT HOVERBOARDS?

TEMECULA CALENDAR BRINGS YOU THE REAL SKINNY

Temecula, CA - Often said, 'this is the future' a trending video is making the rounds based off a movie made 29 years ago. Back to the Future reignited skateboarding by causing riders to replace metal skate wheels with rubberized hard plastic. After that the new fad became a national sport and transportation for people too young/improvised for a car.

A few years later Back to the Future II screened and took skateboarding to a new level, literally. This sequel to BTTF introduced fans to a hoverboard, an anti-grav skateboard. The movie gag was a big hit as I remember cheering with the audience as Marty McFly used it the first time on screen.

Well, Sports Fans, the future is here, or is it? After the break we look at the video that caused a sensation, what Tony Hawk had to say after the vid went viral, and sandwiched between is a Dweeb Cast report examining the still trending phenomena.



Friday, March 7, 2014

CANADA AND MONSANTO GMO – THE POT SMOKING GUN



THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS

Temecula, CA – On a cold windy night for Southern California, I met Howard Vlieger., a dark-haired
no-nonsense Midwestern guy. As we shook hands, Howard said, “You have no idea of who we are fighting.”

I poo-pooed that notion since I was familiar with Monsanto from the Agent Orange days. I knew it was an evil company but what Howard was really saying to me was that I had no idea of the scope of the evil. He was right, but lately, due to the magnitude of that evil, the force has been disturbed, as they say. 

We broke the scoop being smoked around the world, the invasion of GMO pot in Colorado for legal stoners under the approval of Obama’s Monsanto experiment. As we continue to see like the X Files, the truth is out there. We present the latest report sourced by 420Nurse Laurie Canadian.

After the jump we pull back the sheets on this cover story.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

DPA GMO POT PLANS FORGE AHEAD WITHOUT CALIFORNIA



MONSANTO’S MOUTHPIECES - DPA, SOROS, AND et tu MPP?

Temecula, CA – Obama and Monsanto’s GMO Pot Experiment appears to have hit a snag as the left
out ‘no-GMO POT’ wording goes unnoticed with the usual subjects drowning out any thinking about it with sound bites of ‘free money’ ‘legal weed’ ‘no banking issues’.

One has to wonder what the rating factor will be when people see that ‘the emperor wears no clothes’ as having authorized this unadulterated experiment upon fellow American citizens and stoners with Monsanto-supplied pot? One year and a half to go, what could it hurt?

‘A little over a year after Colorado and Washington legalized marijuana, more than half the states, including some in the conservative South, are considering decriminalizing the drug or legalizing it for medical or recreational use. That has set up a watershed year in the battle over whether marijuana should be as available as alcohol.

Demonstrating how marijuana is no longer a strictly partisan issue, the two states considered (the) likeliest this year to follow Colorado and Washington in outright legalization of the drug are Oregon, dominated by liberal Democrats, and Alaska, where libertarian Republicans hold sway.

NEWS AND MUSIC SCENE GROW UP



HE’S BACK, BUT HE’S GONE

Temecula, CA – Not all the news is regional [Dana Point GMA protest], national [GMO pot and Monsanto], or international [Monsanto Initiative $1 a gram pot countrywide, Uruguay]. Locally here in T-town there have been some major changes while I was out being a war correspondent. 


The biggest news is that the gazette-sized Valley News has matured and upsized into a newspaper-sized format similar to The Weekly, driveway drop in the valley here, the Orange County Minute, another weekly drop, and the Laguna News-Post. All weeklies.

A comparison of all four front page layouts reveals the Valley News to have most lead-ins, more sections hence more news and more ads, and a tie with the Minute on article layout conveyance. Like the Minute, the new Valley News section crease or fold does not split the front page headline picture, a definite plus. The stories found inside show the Valley News kept the same small town charm that has been a staple since 2000. Congraduations!!

Monday, March 3, 2014

CANADA PATIENTS SAY NO TO MONSANTO MAIL-IN POT



WHOLE COUNTRY GETS FOOLED BY GMO POT APRIL 1, 2014

Temecula, CA – Last night Matthew McConaughey won Best Actor in a Leading Role for "Dallas Buyers Club", a based on a true story movie about the evilness of the FDA regarding AIDS patients, victims, and Big Pharma. The issue of AIDS coming from outdated U.S. Polio vaccine sold to Africa through the U.N. has never been addressed or properly exposed. 

You see, it isn’t just the US government that is experimenting on its citizens without their knowledge; governments around the world routinely take advantage of their governed because the corporations that poison them through corruption/swinging door policies are international. Take for example Monsanto’s GMO marijuana

As DPA [Drug Policy Alliance] written initiatives with no GMO wording for legal weed get introduced in each state, no one is paying attention pass the words ‘legal pot’ and the voiced sound 'chi-ching'. Medical patients who may be shielded from this now are being rolled up into the same group as legals with Monsanto’s dragnet by the national government of Canada.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Alaska Will Vote this Summer to Become America’s 3rd Legal Weed State!

ANOTHER STATE POPULATION DUPED FOR THE DPA/MONSANTO GMO WEED

Temecula, CA - This latest breaking news is from Weedmaps, part of the doped talking heads smoking the DPA glass cock of no 'NO-GMO cannabis' wording in the legal law to be voted on. Will this allowed experimentation by Obama for Monsanto really be his Watergate when Fast and Furious ran out of bullets? Read this latest report also from the New York Times praising the DPA.

Time to keep your friends close, your enemies closer, your connect/hookup closest, and your seeds hidden.