Tuesday, April 29, 2014

THE BLAZING SADDLES SAGA OF DONALD STERLING



LIVING IN THE DAZE OF NOAH

Temecula, CA – Being an American Jewish mutt who has lived in this country for almost three-quarters of a century gives you a long list of memories to draw comparisons to about today’s breaking
news topics. As ‘Lois Lane with a penis’ [LLWAP] some stories are scoops like the inside track to where the ‘missing Malaysian jet’ actually went. Other stories just start and develop a buzz that you, as a writer/reporter just have to respond to. The Blazing Saddles saga of Donald Sterling is one of those stories.

Before we look at the facts and truths of the ongoing saga, let us pause to reflect on having four upcoming eclipses [3 lunar, 1 solar] all happening on Jewish Holy days as a sign to the Jews that the second hand on the clock of destiny has stopped, time’s up. For the Catholics you have the double confirmed prediction [St. Malachy, Nostradamus] that Pope Francis is the last Pope. Islam notes one of the very last minor signs of the last days is the competition of the constructing of tall buildings in the Middle East. Anyone and everyone knows where the world’s tallest structures are now and it ain’t in New York City anymore, Toto. 

As destroyers start to circle like sharks from divers countries and the two ‘kings’ in the north clamor swords over routes of commercial resourcing, you don’t have the same ‘church packing’ the nation saw during the Cuban Missile Standoff. Rather than see the approaching ‘uncut stone’ being prepared for the ‘feet’ of the image in Dan 2, the feet being America, folks are up in arms over an old married white guy hosing a brown-skin hottie because of what he said, looking past why he said what he said. Tis the daze of Noah. Where is Cleavon Little when we really need him?

Monday, April 28, 2014

CANDIDATES LINE UP FOR ELECTION CAUSES



A POLITICAL REPORT FROM HERBOLOGIST VA VOOM

San Bernardino County Sheriff candidate PAUL SCHRADER hosted a table at HempCon, a medical marijuana expo that happened in San Bernardino, last weekend from Friday, April 18 to Sunday, April 20, 2014, with personal visits by the candidate from 2pm-4pm on Saturday.

Paul Schrader, a Marine Corps veteran and current Los Angeles County Sheriff’s deputy, hosts Ask Your Sheriff, an internet radio show every Monday from 6pm to 7pm. On Saturday, Schrader held a special event from 2pm to 4pm at his HempCon booth where attendees quizzed him about his campaign. Questions regarding his platform on medical marijuana and other issues were answered by the candidate.

Sunday, April 27, 2014

FORMER MALAYSIAN PM BLAMES BOEING FOR MH370 DISAPPEARANCE



MISSING JET CONTROVERSY SPOTLIGHT SHIFTS

Malaysia’s former prime minister Mahathir Mohamad has questioned whether flight MH370 crashed 
into the southern Indian Ocean and
has blamed Boeing, the plane’s maker, for its disappearance.

Dr Mahathir, who maintains a powerful influence in his country’s ruling party, also suggested the reason why the passengers and crew never acted to stop whatever was happening on board was because they were “somehow incapacitated".

“Even if the pilot wants to commit suicide, the co-pilot and the cabin crew would not allow him to do so without trying something,” he said.

“But no one, not even the passengers, did anything.”

MALAYSIAN JET MH370 ANGER REFUSES TO ABATE



SEARCH STALLS AS CALENDAR JET STORY SAILS

Friday night 10 MAS employees who had been held hostage at the ballroom of Lido Hotel, located in Beijing for more than eight hours by family members of passengers on missing airliner MH370, were
released. It is believed the release followed pressure from government officials though details on which parties were involved negotiating the release remain sketchy.

The incident took place right after the daily briefing to explain what was discussed during the press conference conducted by the Malaysian government this afternoon.

"The families were upset upon hearing the explanation by MAS staff there (in Beijing) when they were informed that the unidentified material that was washed ashore in Augusta southwest coast of Australia is not from MH370," the source said. "They refused to listen to the staff's explanation and demanded that government officials from either Malaysia or Australia to personally provide them an official statement on the unidentified object and not via MAS employees." The 400-odd family members would not accept that the unidentified object did not come from MH370.

Friday, April 25, 2014

HEMPCON 2014



SAN BERNARDINO POT EXPO REVIEW

Temecula, CA - While many of us were hearing about Denver's big extravaganzas this 4/20, Colorado 
isn’t the only place that a pot expo was
happening. We get the following review about HempCon 2014, which happened in San Bernardino, CA, from 420Nurse Inkhurtz.

“Wow, it's 4/21 and I still feel high! HempCon was amazing.

I want to give a big thank you to 420Nurse SkyHigh who really stepped up and kept everyone organized this weekend in San Bernardino at HempCon 2014.

THE PROBLEM WITH PENCIL DICKS



LEGISLATION, MEDICATION, RECREATION

Temecula, CA – A man once said to me, “All the government does is make taxes, because that is how they live.”

At the time I argued against his point of view because I thought our Army was fighting the war for
freedom. At that time I put weigh into what the experts told me. After all, they were experts and had much more education than I. at that time I believed my government had my individual best interest at heart as being an American citizen. At that time I believed something might be sacred. Now I see the folly in those beliefs in general toward everything, but in particular toward cannabis.

Presently a number of people, even people who medicate, feel medical marijuana should be regulated, or controlled, because that is what ‘regulation’ is. While businesses, banks, and companies want less regulation from the government, why do they want more regulation for something as benign as a weed? Instead of supporting a university like Oaksterdam which sought to educate, the Fed shut the place down. Now different state bureaus say they are qualified to set standards, set limits, prescribe fees, and put other controls over a product six months ago they were vilifying. What right does some pencil-dick career politician/bureaucrat have to define my medical needs of a medicine that he/she knows nothing about? Take Canada and this report from Laurie Canadian420.

‘There’s a reason Canadian patients call it “Hellth Canada,” and it’s not because they’re doing a hell of a job. 

Thursday, April 24, 2014

VOICE VOTERS SEE BOOTS ON THE GROUND



AN INSIDE REPORT

Temecula, CA – Today we continue our look at the passage of SB 1381, the bill to label GMOs in California recently introduced into the Senate. The Calendar notes that this series of stories detailing the attempt to pass such a bill are reported more to illustrate just where the oligarchic corruption first occurs and by who, not as a rah-rah moment. Here’s our latest report from our inside moles Jim and Pamm, per James Brown, gentlemen first:

‘Great news, we passed another hurdle today, successfully getting SB1381 voted out of the Judiciary Committee!!!!   5 of the 6 senators voted yes, a very strong showing of support!   Jackson, Lara, Monning, Leno and Corbett all voted yes, not sure if Vidak* was a no vote, abstained or wasn't present.  I am certain our phone calls were a big part in this.  


It sounds like we will be going to the Senate Agriculture Committee next (probably 4/29), so we will need to make more phone calls. All of our efforts with Senator Lieu take even greater importance as he is one of the 5 members on this committee.   I suspect this will be a more difficult committee to get out of.  

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

HOLY MAMA OBAMA, FLOTUS’ ADVERSE ADVICE



PUTIN, NOW CHINA – DON’T FENCE ME IN, BLACK COWBOY

Temecula, CA – There is an old saying of ‘throwing your hat inside’ the place you wish to attend to
see if you are welcome. If the hat gets thrown back out, you are not welcome there. If welcome, you go inside to fetch the hat. Glad-hand Joe Biden and the man with ketchup stains on his wallet and no lips, John Kerry, have been traveling to try and sooth the Eurasian waters but they remain much like the waters off Australia, empty of anything and stormy.

Giving a big Hi Yo Silver wave at the airport, Mr. Big, [Big Chem Monsanto, Big Oil Fracker, and Big Sellout TPP] again hopped and hoped to shore up the Asia Pivot for Profit over energy transportation in Eurasia. Working for our national oligarchic interests, Barry is also there to take care of loose American ends like Philip Wood’s American girlfriend who has become an English speaking spokesperson of the largely Chinese group of MH370 relatives. If her small plane goes down like the woman who talked to Obama about her 911 husband, we know the deal.

Truthfully, we are not here to give Obama any grief because the adverse advise from Mama Obama has drawn attention. We present our report.

TEMECULA GETS DRAFTY



FOOTBALL NEWS B4 2014 NFL DRAFT FROM THE FUGITIVE COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,

Thought you might want some NFL draft info before the event taking place on May 8th through the 10th this year.

Lots of detailed info/minutia for you draftniks.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL

(Welcome back, Commish – Ed)

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

TAKING IT TO THE STREETS



“IT’S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY NOW”


Temecula, CA – In a story titled ‘Pubic Smoke-Out Marks Pot Holiday In Colorado’ today on MSN we
are shown the 3 Faces of Eve. One face shows happy people really glorious and free as opposed to current pictures from citizen crowds in other countries in the streets. The second face shows what the Federal Government always feared, real togetherness beyond religion, class, color, ethnicity, national origin, or race. But it is the third face that the Devil and a small band of Wedi Warriors see – they see the story’s sub-title and Mammon’s involvement.

‘Tens of thousands of revelers raised joints, pipes and vaporizer devices to the sky Sunday at a central Denver park in a defiant toast to the April 20 pot holiday, a once-underground celebration that stepped into the mainstream in the first state in the nation to legalize recreational marijuana.

CONGRESSMAN CONDEMNS CDC COVER-UP CORRUPTION



TEMECULA CITY HALL EVENT SPOTLIGHTS FOCUS ON RESULT


Temecula, CA – Recently the mainstream press announced that the autism rate is now 1 in 68, down from 1 in 75 as reported by the Calendar in our last story about this growing epidemic. Never a lone cry in the desert, the Calendar has long trumpeted the root cause of autism being the greatly increased schedule of vaccinations, using the 2-part YouTube video made by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. years ago as primary evidence.


The other main accuser is the actual [felt] heart-wrenching testimony that comes from the mothers themselves as they tell of often very bright, promising offspring turning unrecognizable as the child’s personality seems to slide from their tiny frames, and all they can do is watch it happen. Gradually anger and frustration seep in as the illogical becomes logical - the shots from a system designed to insure health is instead insuring disability all for a profit.

In an April 8 interview on AutismOne's A Conversation of Hope radio show, Congressman Bill Posey's strong resolve and demands for transparency were evident as he discussed the Center for Disease Control (CDC)'s handling of vaccine safety studies which affect "our most precious resource in our nation – our children." The 30-minute interview, conducted by vaccine industry watchdog, PhD biochemist Brian Hooker, delves into what Posey called "the incestuous relationship between the public health community and the vaccine makers and public officials."

Unimaginable but true as the Congressman tells us more in his own words after the jump.

Monday, April 21, 2014

THANKS TO YOU, IT IS WORKING



HERE COME DA JUDGE

Temecula, CA - We are clearing the hurdles with phone calls. Vermont is also racing the Federal Government's sellout of American kids to Monsanto with a Senate Bill of its own. Here's the update from Lisa in San Fernando Valley!

All, THANKS FOR BEING ON THE TEAM AND MAKING THE DIFFERENCE!  You DO make a difference by making these calls.

PLEASE TAKE 6 MINUTES BY MONDAY NIGHT 4/21 to call the 6 state senators below, per the request of Pamm Larry, our statewide leader.  Getting SB1381 voted successfully out of the Senate Judiciary Committee is our next hurdle in getting it passed into law.  Pamm would like us to call each member of the committee prior to next Tuesday's vote, information below. (Judiciary Cmte. relates to consumer protections, per one aide).

And for those of you that haven't yet heard, Vermont's state senate has just passed their labeling law. Now it will go to their 2nd legislative house and hopefully the governor (same process as in CA). This is an extremely big deal we can all take encouragement in, our efforts are beginning to pay off.   The momentum is on our side, let's make the most of it and encourage our representatives to pass SB 1381.  California can do the same as Vermont.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

HAPPY WEEDSTER



THE FIRST HORSEMAN’S EASTER

Temecula, CA – Organized religions all say we live in a dualistic world, a world where there is good and evil. However that is false because evil is in the eye of the beholder. It was ‘good’ to the US to nuke Japan twice but Hiroshima and Nagasaki were the (2) Japanese cities with the highest
concentration of Christians. Even Eisenhower ('watch out for the MIC') and Nimitz were against the Atomic droppings.

The game of ‘good vs. evil’ is played for one reason and one reason only, money [actually currency, the circulation of money]. The circulation of currency is akin to blood flowing through the god of money who is named Mammon by the Bible. This revelation came to me as I circulated amongst the protesters at Dana Point to disrupt the GMA’s draft of the phony ‘feel good’ GMO labeling bill just hawked by Michelle ['drink plenty of fluoridated water'] Obama.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

POT EASTER IGNITES JOKESTERISM



SQUARES WILL NEVER GET IT, I HOPE

Temecula, CA – As many people are again starting to joke about the connection of cannabis, or pot, to something mainstream, this time Easter, last time the Super Bowl, the ‘squares’ are also again clueless about what time it is. For the squares, it’s Howdy Dooky time as people and the status quo all seek to paint the world’s most useful plant back into a shathole corner. Here’s the latest on how ‘Christians’ like those who want to make Temecula “a very uncomfortable place for …homeless residents” see this Easter. 

Praise the Lord and pass the basket.

‘Social media has been buzzing for weeks with jokes about how, this year, Easter Sunday shares the calendar with the pot-lover's highest holiday: April 20, or 420 in stoner lingo. Pot-smokers have long celebrated on the date by lighting up for reasons not quite clear.

Yet amid the online cracks about worshipping a "higher" power, tutorials on how to make a joint shaped like a cross and photos of Easter baskets piled with pot-filled eggs, a handful of churches nationwide are using the unfortunate coincidence to make much bigger points.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

NO PAIN, NO UKRAINE




THE BUTLER IS DOING IT
 

Temecula, CA – After deep-sixing the story bus to nowhere about the Malaysian Flight MH370 that flew elsewhere, the drumbeat is being ratcheted up on Vlad Putin being the bad guy and Obama being
the weak guy. Obviously this is a two or three act play meant to a certain end, like the Gulf of Tonkin Incident or the false intel about Saddam. The following report comes from our Desk on Foreign Affairs:

“Russia … is now recognized as the center of the global ‘mutiny’ against global dictatorship of the US and EU. Its generally peaceful .. approach is in direct contrast to brutal and destabilizing methods used by the US and EU…. The world is waking up to reality that there actually is, suddenly, some strong and determined resistance to Western imperialism. After decades of darkness, hope is emerging.” – Andre Vltchek, Ukraine: Lies and Realities

Russia is not responsible for the crisis in Ukraine. The US State Department engineered the fascist-backed coup that toppled Ukraine’s democratically-elected president Viktor Yanukovych and replaced him with the American puppet Arseniy Yatsenyuk, a former banker. Hacked phone calls reveal the critical role that Washington played in orchestrating the putsch and selecting the coup’s leaders. 
Moscow was not involved in any of these activities. Vladimir Putin, whatever one may think of him, has not done anything to fuel the violence and chaos that has spread across the country.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

BREAKING - SECOND DENVER GMO POT EDIBLE DEATH REPORTED



POLICE INVESTIGATING LEGAL MARIJUANA CONFECTION

Temecula, CA – Obama may have authorized the experimentation of GMO pot onto legal American 
Illustration only, not the actual product mentioned in story below
resident voters of Colorado for all
sorts of monetary gains but did he ask like Buck, “Any side effects?”

As first reported here in another exclusive scoop, GMO pot experimentation is taking place in the legal pot market place of Colorado. The Monsanto developed cannabis is being marketed through the legal side of recreational pot. The strain selected is the sativa variety and it is juiced up genetically to affect some people like angle dust-laced pot; hallucinations, rage, wildness, etc. 

The first death was caused when an out-of-state college student ate a legal pot edible and leaped over a balcony. Following is the breaking report of another FrankenFear weed edible in this latest fatality from our Monsanto president and their patented pot

'A Denver woman who spent nearly 15 frantic minutes on the phone with a 911 dispatcher was killed Monday night by a bullet to the head before help arrived.

GRASS MOON SIGNALS CANNABIS EASTER



IN TIME FOR THE DERBY, HERE COMES FIRST OF FOUR HORSEMEN

Temecula, CA – So far this year we have seen a strange Super Bowl game played between the only states to fully legalize weed and now comes Easter on 4/20. Being in a time period prophesized by the Bible means people will see reality cross paths with the ‘hocus-pocus’ of religion. That much is seen by people like John Hagee. 

What people who haven’t read Memoirs don’t realize is, there is a third player in this final battle. There is Man against Man, Man against God, and Man against Nature [Gaia]. 

Standing outside last night watching the lunar eclipse was thrilling, and chilling. People who study eschatology or ‘end times’ are freaking out to Pastor John Hagee and his predictions concerning this tetrad, four total eclipses with a solar eclipse in the middle. There have been only three other times when four-in-a-row lunar eclipses happened in the last 500 years.  Two of the dates are fairly recent. The recent dates would be in 1948 and 1967 respectively, both important in Jewish history. 

Pastor Hagee went on to say that lunar eclipses mean a sign for the Jews and a solar eclipse means a sign for the gentiles [world]. Further proof that the tetrad is a sign for the Jews is the occurrence of each eclipse, even the solar one, on a Jewish holiday. The eclipse night before last started on Passover and the next lunar eclipse happens on Sukkot, October 8, 2014.

Monday, April 14, 2014

RAISING THE DEAD AT EASTER TIME



ALL IT TAKES IS A PHONE CALL NOWADAYS

Temecula, CA – The start of four blood red moons is an omen. The hold over American subjects, once citizens, now guinea pig customers, is coming to an end, a death symbolized by the female spirit symbol who is on the rag against the oligarchy. As Nevada ranchers stand up to the Federal government and win, the citizens of California are standing for GMO labeling at the state level to win.


If government seems dead to the people, this is Easter and it’s time to raise the dead.

We need 1000 calls to EVERY STATE SENATOR IN L.A. COUNTY BY APRIL 21 

Tell them we want them to Co-author SB 1381 & to vote Yes on Senate Bill SB 1381 to label GMOs in CA.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

SECOND HELPINGS



ROCK ‘N’ JENNY’S RUNNING $2.99 TURKEY SPECIAL ALL APRIL

Temecula, CA – The only local restaurant deli tasty enough to win back-to-back San Diego food review awards, Rock n’ Jenny’s, again shows its way to local townie hearts with a month long [April] way to say Thanks, Temecula and celebrate 25 years in Escondido. All month long their weekend special price of $2.99 for the signature turkey grinder [reg. $3.99] is available.

For trying or just getting stuck on the yummy sandwich flavored with the vinaigrette sauce that started it all [down in Escondido which is why a Temecula deli could be awarded by someone in San Diego], the daily special is a perfect way to taste why Rock ‘n’ Jenny’s won that award in the first place. 

This time we visit to give you a tourist view. 

Saturday, April 12, 2014

LAST CALL SCENARIO MATCHES FOREIGN MOLE SOURCE



WHAT NOW MAKES SENSE ABOUT FLIGHT MH370

Temecula, CA – Sometimes you just have to be at the right place at the right time. That would certainly explain coming across the scoop still-exclusive to the whereabouts of missing Malaysian Flight MH370 shortly after March 8. In this story, still trending in the Top Ten, it was revealed what route the plane took and where the plane landed. 


Further stories have dealt with the handling by Malaysian officials, the Obamas snooping after the fact and cover-up, how and when Putin got involved, and why, plus the recent attempt at a red herring from the Voice of Russia, think Voice of America on vodka.

Up until a few minutes ago, I still had an 85% feeling that the tip I had received from a new and foreign mole source was correct. After all, everything coming from this mole’s source fit the details given in the first few officially released reports. Like the police, I held back the clue that would sink the pink. As I said, a few minutes ago, I read the clincher because it said what my mole had originally said to me about what was said to his source. After the jump, what was said and who did what.

WILL DOWNTOWN BROWN COME AROUND BEFORE THINGS COME DOWN?



WAKE UP GOVERNOR, OHIO STUDY PROVES FRACKING CAUSES QUAKES

Temecula, CA – With the daily news bringing some daily industrial caused ailment, be it continued
Fukushima radiation, fake fed GMO label promotion, the still pending TPP, or any of several more headline-grabbing stories, it is the very ground beneath you that brings proximity home. A series of earthquakes recently rattling Southern California have been linked to the quiet fracking going on in California at old hitherto dried up oil wells. Now the truth comes out. Fracking did cause the recent California earthquakes based on completed studies from Ohio.

We at the Calendar now join with other online blogs like LA’s Progressive in calling on Governor Brown to halt ALL fracking being done in the state. Here’s the latest report on the study.

‘Geologists in Ohio have for the first time linked earthquakes in a geologic formation deep under the Appalachians to hydraulic fracturing, leading the state to issue new permit conditions Friday in certain areas that are among the nation's strictest.

A state investigation of five small tremors last month in the Youngstown area, in the Appalachian foothills, found the injection of sand and water that accompanies hydraulic fracturing, or fracking, in the Utica Shale may have increased pressure on a small, unknown fault, said State Oil & Gas Chief Rick Simmers. He called the link "probable."

Friday, April 11, 2014

CHINA SAYS NO TO AMERICA'S GMO CORN FARMERS

LATEST REJECT OF AGRI-BUSINESS TO HURT MIDWEST


China's tougher stance on imports of genetically modified corn is roiling U.S. agribusiness, largely halting trade in the biggest U.S. crop in its fastest growing market. By one industry estimate, exports
are down by 85% compared with last year.

Since mid-November, China repeatedly has refused shipments of U.S. corn, saying officials detected that some contained a genetic modification developed by Syngenta AG SYNN.VX -1.25% that Beijing hasn't approved.

The rejections have hurt grain-trading companies such as Cargill Inc. and fueled frustration with what some U.S. executives say is Beijing's opaque regulatory process when its clout as an importer is growing. China is the world's fastest-growing market for corn.

Some U.S. industry observers suspect China is using concerns over the Syngenta product to cover commercial motives.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

THIS BUD’S FOR YOU



PRESENTING TEMECULA’S ONLY HERBOLOGIST, CHACHA VA VOOM

Temecula, CA – Giving all the aficionados and the curious an inside, up close and personal look at some types of marijuana available to medical patients at present.

With the reactivation of the CCHI website links coming shortly [keep it posted here for Buddy Duzy’s announcement as to when], for those not
currently legal now, here is a tease of what is in some LA clinics.

Remember also that only Jack Herer’s CCHI is the real deal, and includes ‘No GMO Pot to be grown IN THE STATE language.

And now, Temecula Calendar’s One Love Wonder, ChaCha, 

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

NO CHICKEN DELIGHT FOR CHICKEN TONIGHT



SALMONELLA OUTBREAK TIED TO FRESH FOSTER FARMS BRAND

A year-long outbreak of salmonella poisoning linked to Foster Farms chicken has now sickened more than 500 people in 25 states and health officials say recently purchased raw poultry appears to be the culprit.

Officials with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warned Wednesday that the outbreak that involves seven rare strains of drug-resistant Salmonella Heidelberg appears to be continuing, despite efforts to stop it.

“Basically, what we’re saying is the outbreak is not over,” said Dr. Rob Tauxe, the CDC’s deputy director of foodborne, waterborne and environmental diseases. “As the new cases have been reported, almost all of them report eating chicken and almost all say it’s Foster Farms.”

CDC officials had originally declared the outbreak that began in March 2013 over in January, but then officials detected more than the expected number of infections caused by the rare salmonella strains.
Despite the illnesses, U.S. Department of Agriculture Food Safety and Inspection Service officials say they have not asked Foster Farms to recall any potentially contaminated meat, nor has the company volunteered.

MEET TEMECULA’S FIRST HERBOLOGIST



THE CALENDAR’S VOICE FOR A GROWING MARKET SEGMENT

Temecula, CA – As the world waits to see if the pings coming from the ocean floor will silence upset Chinese relatives associated with Malaysian Flight MH370, local sidewalk pings have indicated a 
growing market segment happening in Temecula. We have sniffed the need for clear concise product news concerning the coming of age local marijuana market.

To help educate our readers about cannabis products is Temecula Calendar’s newest voice and the valley area’s first herbologist, ChaCha Va Voom, CEO of the international organization known as the 420Nurses.

In the late sixties and early seventies, smoking weed was often done among the avant-garde who served a nice wine to compliment the greenery. Now as the once illegal natural plant is poised to become legal for those who don’t require ingestion [Gen 1:29-30] of the herb to function in today’s genetically manipulated world, the stage is once again set to embrace the two culture comforts of humankind, wine and weed. 

DO BUFFALO ROAM?



SUPERVOLCANO ERUPTION IMMINENT?

Temecula, CA – Ranger Mole filed this report as Yogi T. Bear handed him a pic-a-nic basket and a dessert joint. 

Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming: Could the Super volcano which has been dormant for the past 650,000 years be ready to erupt again? If you listen to some animal experts, that answer is a definitive "yes".

Recall, if you will, the tsunami in late 2006. Do you remember reports that animals were escaping and running for higher ground hours before the waves hit? This mass animal evacuation brought into light the instinct which biologists have known about for years which seems to tell animals when disaster is about to strike. (Ed note: this story originally posted on 4/3 to appear 4/9)

Monday, April 7, 2014

A GOLDEN LOAF FOR A KILLER OAF

LIVING LARGE AS A BIG WANG

Temecula, CA - We may wonder what Barack Obama gets for being the hood ornament on our Big American Ford, since he is nigger-riche or nouveau riche, depending which side of the aisle you sit as a corporate ruler in the plutocracy that was once a democracy that started out a republic. My, how we have grown up in the world. Some of us make our real father proud.

But this here ain't no place for drinking, this here is a place for thinking. I think we should look at how and why Natasha's grandson [Remember Boris?] fared well in the Ukraine.




Ukraine's fugitive former president Viktor Yanukovych said Wednesday he had never seen [the] golden loaf of bread found in his presidential estate and denied allegations of corruption and massive personal spending of treasury funds.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

OBAMA PROVIDES RARE BLACK LAUGH AT UPPITY WHITES

A LOOK AT AN EDUCATED BLACK WASHINGTONIAN'S OPINION

Our man Eugene checks in from his Washington post -



WASHINGTON – I had no idea so many Republicans were nostalgic for the Cold War. President Obama should dust off the zinger he used in a campaign debate against Mitt Romney: "The 1980s are
now calling to ask for their foreign policy back."

Since Russia's seizure of the Crimean Peninsula from neighboring Ukraine, Romney has been crowing "told you so." 

Other hawkish GOP luminaries, either out of ideology or opportunism, are loudly echoing Romney's criticism. Speaking of hawks, Sen. John McCain of Arizona accused the president of conducting a "feckless" foreign policy. And speaking of opportunists, Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas said the United States has "receded from leadership" in the world and speculated that Russian President Vladimir Putin is "openly laughing" at Obama.

I think it's much more likely that Putin finds humor in all the armchair generals who fail to suggest a single course of action that would have prevented him from snatching Crimea — or a course of action that would make him give it back. Loud, content-free bluster can be amusing.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

OBAMA, KERRY MISS A KILLER PRESIDENT MOMENT



DON’T WHINE OR CRY, DO YOGA SAYS PUTIN’S PEOPLE

Temecula, CA – As Obama’s life is starting to look like a Jerry Springer episode with you-know-who as a baby-daddy and Bluto as the girl’s father holding Barry’s feet to the fire for ‘bigging’ his daughter. With John‘Don’t ask Me About Skull ‘n’ Bones, EVER’ Kerry acting like a minister to calm the situation, it comes out that the Moscow backed puppet-president personally led his police snipers to kill 100 peaceful demonstrators. Think it can’t happen here?


Former Ukraine President Viktor Yanukovych "directly led" protester killings during demonstrations in Kiev that led to his ouster, the country's security service chief said Thursday.

Ukraine's new government also detained 12 members of the country's disbanded "Berkut" riot police Thursday on suspicion "mass murder," relating to the fatal shootings with all of them suspected of mass murder on Institutska Street.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

COLORADO GMO POT CLAIMS FIRST LIFE - BREAKING NEWS



Congolese student jumpS after legally purchased marijuana 

temecula, CA – Almost as foretold, GMO legal pot that was sold to a stoner has taken that underage friend’s life. An autopsy report lists marijuana intoxication as a "significant contributing factor" in the death of 19-year-old Levy Thamba Pongi, a native of
the Republic of Congo who fell from a motel balcony on March 11. Pongi was a Wyoming college student who was visiting Denver on spring break. Investigators believe Pongi and his friends came to Colorado to try legal marijuana, Weiss-Samaras said.

Colorado legalized recreational sales of the drug in January. Colorado law bans the sale of recreational marijuana products to people under 21. It is also illegal for those under 21 to possess marijuana, and adults can be charged with a felony for giving it to someone under the legal age. There is no language or law restricting the patented strain of legal lab pot.

Authorities said one of Pongi's friends was old enough to buy the cookie from a pot shop. It was unclear whether the friend might face charges. It marked the first time the Denver medical examiner's office has listed a marijuana edible as a contributor to a death, said Michelle Weiss-Samaras, a spokeswoman for the office.

"We have not had that," she said.

FORMAT OR FREEDOM?



STATUS QUO BECOMES LESS TRANSPARENT, NOT MORE

Temecula, CA – A dangerous but seemingly unnoticed change is taking place. In some instances this change is expressed as news; in other cases it suddenly happens and you are left on your own to wonder, is this a case of format or freedom change? Are we just being ‘herded’ for their own good? 

Let’s look at some examples.

Locally our ‘elected’ career country supervisors said ‘they want to integrate a web-based campaign to get public safety agencies to use an all-digital radio system that went live at the beginning of the year. They then say “Considering the county’s substantial investment in this system…” – Valley News 3/28/14

Later in the same article the reason is given for spending your tax dollars to keep you further in the dark, again from the same article – ‘Scanner hobbyists are no longer able to tune in sheriff’s communications. The new system utilizes signal encryption that prevents the general public from hearing what’s being transmitted or received…’

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

FINALLY REVEALED, WHO THE MAN FROM UNCLE REALLY IS - EXCLUSIVE



OBAMA CREATES CALIFORNIA SHAKES WITH NO ICE CREAM

Temecula, CA – As the FLOTUS could say, “My husband went to a Summit, got ridiculed in Belgium, possibly powdered his nose with the Pope with all that pomp and ceremony, then may have watched the Saudi Revue, and all I got was this, a picture of a woman in a tee shirt with a campaign promise of one from LA, next trip out to Roscoe’s. Then he appoints more fracking at all those old oil wells still pumping in Orange County [Fullerton] and south LA. What does he take me for, a voter?”


But the Calendar read Barry’s pedigree last few stories, so let’s really talk about what has steamed Bluto, aka Vlad Putin’s clams. Keep in mind, steaming clams take a long time to do it right. How long did it take? This ‘end time’ Nostradamus-predicted rife between Barry and Vlad was predicted by the television series hit The Man From Uncle