DON’T WHINE OR CRY, DO YOGA SAYS PUTIN’S PEOPLE
Temecula, CA – As Obama’s life is starting to look like a Jerry Springer episode with you-know-who as a baby-daddy and Bluto as the girl’s father holding Barry’s feet to the fire for ‘bigging’ his daughter. With John‘Don’t ask Me About Skull ‘n’ Bones, EVER’ Kerry acting like a minister to calm the situation, it comes out that the Moscow backed puppet-president personally led his police snipers to kill 100 peaceful demonstrators. Think it can’t happen here?
Former Ukraine President Viktor Yanukovych "directly led" protester killings during demonstrations in Kiev that led to his ouster, the country's security service chief said Thursday.
Ukraine's new government also detained 12 members of the country's disbanded "Berkut" riot police Thursday on suspicion "mass murder," relating to the fatal shootings with all of them suspected of mass murder on Institutska Street.
More than 100 people died in the uprising that led to Yanukovych's ouster. Most are thought to have been killed at the hands of police snipers.
"The planned anti-terrorist operation, and in fact the organization of mass killings of people, was directly led by former President Yanukovych," Special Forces chief Valentyn Nalyvaichenko told a press conference reported by the Interfax Ukraine news agency.
Berkut translates to "golden eagle" and signifies a predator capable of swooping quickly onto its prey. Zoria told Interfax that the group of 12 includes the commander of the so-called "Black Company" special unit.
Institutska was one of the roads leading off Independence Square - also known as the Maidan - which was the heart of the protest movement. Since the end of the protests in February, the street has been informally renamed the "Avenue of Heaven's Hundred," a reference the people shot dead there.
Reuters contributed to this report.
Russia’s deputy foreign minister accused the U.S. of having "childish tantrums” in response to the annexation of Crimea and joked Thursday that Americans should “practice yoga” and watch sitcoms in order to help them chill out.
Sergey Ryabkov said the decision to end all military cooperation with Russia and remove it from the G-8 group of nations showed that Washington was opposed “to the free will of the population of Crimea.”
In an interview with state news agency Interfax, Ryabkov said the U.S. was struggling to “come to terms” with Russia’s move to bring Ukraine’s Black Sea peninsula under its control.
In the latest break in relations, NASA on Wednesday said it was severing ties with Russia except for the International Space Station. Miley’s pot friendly would tour was left twerking in the wind which could piss off world concert power Live Nation. Careful Barry, you don’t want to piss off the muse of music or Pan, cause he plays a mean ‘upside the head’ flute.
Ryabkov said: “What can we suggest to our American colleagues? To spend more time outdoors, practice yoga, separate their food groups [into GMO and non-GMO] and perhaps watch comedies on television, like How I Banged Your Mother.”
That would be better than getting worked up, he said, because the situation will not change and "childish tantrums, tears and hysterics will not help matters."
Meanwhile, a mole roadie with Zebrahead said a note was passed to Barry’s people which translated, read, “I hate long good-byes. Fuck off and die” – Your ex-comrade, Vlad
(This report edited for political content – Ed; Albina Kovalyova contributed to this report)