Friday, October 31, 2014

THE DIAL, THE DRUNK, AND THE DUMB



GEM IS CRYSTAL ZIRCONIA

Temecula, CA – Recently the mayor of Murrieta proposed to offer up the slogan “In God We Trust” for consideration as the city’s motto. To all you tourists reading this report, that may sound all fine and dandy,
but you don’t live here.

First, the valley town already has a motto, “Gem of the Valley’ but maybe he hasn’t lived here long enough to know that. Second, the proposed motto is already in use as the motto imprinted on all our money and this valley is unique, not common like coinage. Perhaps the mayor was hoping for an election boost with this simple-minded toadying to the hoi polloi. 

But as I tell my friends aware of magic, this is a magical valley, and that magic isn’t my magic. Recently the town of Murrieta closed down a place the young musicians had that was all their own. It was called The Dial. I knew of it but my youthful music days are past. The kids who visit The Dial most likely heard their dads or older siblings talking about the scene I know as back in the day now. Still, the music scene is watched over by Elizabeth Amirian [St. Bipsy], hater of hypocrisy, and that means karma. Not more than two weeks after Murrieta’s upstanding mayor rear-ended some teenage cheerleaders, injuring all four and requiring hospital care. 

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

TRICKS FOR HALLOWEEN ARE NO TREAT - Ebola Update!



IT ALL COMES DOWN TO SAINT MONEY, NOT JESUS

Temecula, CA – The world is not a fair place. Police Departments parade for justice on the taxpayer’s dime yet report after report paints the concept ripe with political corruption and toadying to racism. The blacks
and fair whites in Ferguson who expect truth there are like the Jews who wait for David’s return. To protect and serve is now a gang motto for suited-up Robocop look-a-likes. Only cameras can reveal with the heart really feels about justice.

With Obama’s word not worth a Continental as far as most white bureaucrats are concerned, dialing back the fed pot busts one place opens the doors for the local Christian Sharia bullies in blue to roust you. At a recent 420 Fashion show held in LA in accordance with all MMJ state ordinances meaning everyone in attendance, including vendors, held authorized recommendations, the LAPD still came and shut down the affair like a dorm proctor. No arrests were made or threatened, just a shutdown of a peaceful event for the MMJ culture.

For events like the mockumentary Las Vegas Hempfest which required NO medical recommendation for entry or from vendors, the main goal is profit, not compassion, which a heavy police presence provided in the guise of being medically beneficial. Those who see the current state of cannabis being akin to prohibition fail to understand that prohibition wasn’t about drinking alcohol, it was about using alcohol* as a clean fuel for cars. Standard Oil was successful and the propaganda about prohibition was believed. It is the same thing today about pot. If their mouths are moving, they’re lying. Monsanto is different. They are the lie.

The Halloween tricks this year will be deadly if you get caught with your pants down.

Monday, October 27, 2014

ELIMINATION NOT EDUCATION



MOLLYCODDLING MONSANTO MAD COWS

Temecula, CA – It should be no news now that all our attempts to pass a ‘label GMOs’ bill through the California Senate has been stymied as if Edith Bunker was promoting it. Had we gotten the required 2 more votes and passed the Senate, then the full assembly and on into law, it would have immediately been stalled while Monsanto’s army of lawyers tied the bill up in court. They are doing this to every other jurisdiction that has passed a labeling bill. For me, that was the intent. By making this into a big bar room fight in the courts, attention to the bigger issues will be drawn from those attracted by the noise of the scuffle. 

As with the defeat of the Prop 37 effort, I walked back over the battlefield to find any errors of attack.



Unlike the Prop 37 campaign, this one was 21st century, being all electronic and requiring no physical effort beyond picking up a telephone. The only way to less effort would be a Jonathan Living Seagull manifestation. Being in the trenches in accordance with gonzo journalism, I can tell you Sports Fans, we did not lose this battle. We were sold OUT!! And that makes us winners, if we want this.

If we want this as moms, as dads, as teachers, as activists, as anyone trying to do the right thing moralistically, if that’s the case, then make the jump and let’s bring some serious whoop-ass from a can of voter blow-back. Time for Round 2, Monsanto.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER NFL WEEK SEVEN



FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,

We're just in the midst of finishing off the first half of the college football regular season and the CFP selection committee is about ready to publish their first preliminary rankings.  By the way, the selection committee has already changed for this year.  Read on.

Broncos vs Chargers Thursday

In the NFL, we're not quite halfway through the season yet, but I ventured a guess at "power rankings" for the top twelve or so teams.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL

SNOOP TURNS MICHAEL JACKSON



VALIANT COMEDY SUNSETS

Temecula, CA – There’s been a lot of music news lately, like home girl Katy Perry getting her ‘I’m not paying for playing’ way at this year’s Super Bowl. We know the ever aware KP will not be wearing a Broadway Joe's Monster’s Inc real fur coat. Congratulations, Katy. 

Perhaps the strangest story was the one in which Snoop Dogg, now 42, was drawn into a rap feud with Iggy Azalea, 24, which started over some bragging rights between posse members. Rather than squelching it, Snoop high-schooled the ‘Fancy’ rapper by playing the dozens on her likeness to ‘White Chicks’ actor characters played by the Wayans.

This feud would eventually take a twisted turn with Snoop donning an [another] alter ego, this time as a white [?] boy Michael Jackson named ‘Todd’, pictured to the right.

In local music news this reporter took in a music show at the only place that can showcase hometown bands being that Murrieta once again turned into Footloose by shutting down The Dial. Though featured at Aces Comedy Club, it was no laughing matter as Keenwild played songs from their upcoming EP Sunsets and Java Joz/Cuppy’s alums Valiant, the area’s two pc band headlined. All the details after the jump.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

LOCAL BOY MAKES GOOD



PROMOTER MOVES INTO MAJOR MARKETS

Temecula, CA – There have been a number of new ideas created or developed around southern California. Long touted as being a bowl of cereal [all not flakes are fruits and nuts in reference to the people], the whole state is credited with starting trends. One such trend that started here as a market was costumed play outside of sex play or theatrical nature.


Developed as a geek market to pay tribute to the hero/character personas first in comics, then movies and cartoons in fan conventions, full-on Cosplay in a friendly and exciting club atmosphere experience has been polished to an art style costumed expo set to music by local impresario Ivan Promotions. Last seen in the Inland Empire by way of Corona’s M15, I recently stumbled across what I at first thought was a case of plagiarism.

So after this recent outbreak of 420Nurses, let us turn our attention to a local boy who is making good as he moves into two major markets, SD and LA. As Stan the Man Lee might yell in a word balloon, “Comes now, The Promoter”!

Sunday, October 19, 2014

EBOLA, CDC, SOROS, MH17, JAMBALAYA, and YOU



THE MONSANTO MODUS OPERANDI 

Temecula, CA – For a while now, the conspiracy theorists have been plying the YouTube waves about Environmental Protection Agency approved Enlist Duo, a toxic herbicide made from “Agent Orange” 2,4-D and glyphosate, the main chemical component in Monsanto’s “Roundup.”  This noxious mix of chemicals will now be used on Dow’s new herbicide-resistant corn and soy seeds, which have already been approved by the USDA.
FEMA camps, UN Transport trucks, and millions of body bags on hand in stockpile. The usual suspects have also been beating the same old soapbox about Obama and his revenge on America for slavery. And my Label GMO fighters, tried and true all, while capturing the blue ribbon for Best Antique Car, Auto, or Tractor [John Diaz was the tractor driver] In A Parade – can’t wait to see the trophy next time I visit] at the Tustin Tiller Days, got skunked in Washington with tens of thousands of others on 10/15, at 12 PM, noon Eastern Standard Time when the

Though it may look like a fight still as Monsanto dumps millions with the GMA to dissuade Label GMO bills in two states in coming elections, the end game is the usual trick. Make something sick then sell a cure, except this time for once and for all, a scheme comes along to answer The Citizen Question. As the vid after the break shows, a new piece has been added to the Georgia Guidestones with the year 2014. This time we start with the latest and go backwards. The latest strangely enough begins with the story of another Malaysian triple 7, MH17, shot down over the disputed Ukraine territory by a missile. Though it seemed a tragic loss at the time, now comes an ominous connection about that flight which indicates an assassination on a movie level or the level of the 1%.

The revelation that WHO media officer Glenn Thomas and six AIDS researchers died in the mysterious MH 17 plane crash in the Ukraine bolsters fears they were assassinated. Alternative media outlets such as Infowars have done a good job showing the holes in the official narrative, especially asking why the MH17 plane was flying over Ukrainian battle space in the first place when US aviation authorities had prohibited it and European aviation authorities had placed restrictions. Long time GMO readers will remember the story in which Monsanto seed fighter Howard Vlieger, Iowa farmer, muttered to me when we first met, “You have no idea of whom you’re fighting.”  From the complex web of Ebola, Howard was right.


This report from Jane Burgermeister. 

Saturday, October 18, 2014

EBOLA PATENTED



AT THE HEART OF THE CAUSE OF IT ALL

Temecula, CA – The word ‘Ebola’ has instantly become the panic button hot topic. With so much Follow accusation, contact tracing, and mismanagement
going on, there is no program to tell who the players are. In situations such as this, there is only one concrete rule, and it harkens back to Watergate: Follow The Money!!

Sooner or later people will figure out that “In God We Trust”, the motto printed on all our currency isn’t the One Jesus referred to, but mammon, the god of money whose bull idol stands worshiped at the foot of Wall Street [Matt 6:24; Luke 16:9,11,13]. However and hopefully when people really do grasp the meaning of this fact, I will be having a joint with Thomas the Rhymer and catching him up on the 1000 years, plus or minus, that he missed.

After the jump we follow the money as we go to where this disease started, how it got started, and who stands to gain the most from it. Also remember, to the rich, things like Ferguson, poverty, wars, pestilence, and police brutality are nuisances for the rabble; and the rich don’t care much for the rabble. It’s nothing personal, in fact some are quite endearing, but it is a matter of breeding. The rabble don’t have it, end of argument. 

Now, all about Ebola after the jump, another Temecula Calendar origin story.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Minnesota University CIDRAP: EBOLA IS AIRBORNE - The Latest

Researchers SHOW ACTUAL DISEASE CAPABILITIES

Temecula, CA – Backing up the Temecula Calendar story earlier this week that Ebola is an airborne virus despite what the federal government, Obama, and the CDC broadcast, comes this morning’s headlines confirming the Temecula Calendar warning.

Ebola is airborne,” according to a new report by the Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy (CIDRAP) at the University of Minnesota. Researchers at the university just advised the World Health Organization (WHO) and the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) that “scientific and epidemiologic evidence” now exists that proves Ebola has the potential to be transmitted via exhaled breath and “infectious aerosol particles.”

University of Minnesota CIDRAP scientists are now warning both health care providers and the general public that surgical facemasks will not prevent the transmission of Ebola. According to the airborne Ebola report, medical workers must immediately be given full-hooded protective gear and powered air-purifying respirators. CIDRAP has reportedly been a worldwide leader in addressing public health and safety concerns and preparedness since 2001.

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER NFL WEEK SIX



FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,


The good college match-ups between Top 25 teams just keep coming, and the number of undefeated teams is dwindling.  There's a new #1, and which team would you guess is now favored to win the College Football Playoff?  It's not the #1 ranked team.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL

Monday, October 13, 2014

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER NFL WEEK FIVE



FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,

It was an incredibly historic week in college football based on results of last weekend's games.

In the NFL, there are no unbeaten teams after five weeks.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL

[Ed Note: due to unforeseen circumstances, this post from The Commish was posted late. As such, let's see how the FFHL predicted things. Also the football quiz question is back and it's a dozy.

LOCAL BOY MAKES BAD



TEMECULA AUTO MECHANIC SECRET STASH

Temecula, CA – Just when you try to sort through the headlines for something new and fresh, it jumps out at you and this time hits home. If you have ever wondered how some of the people in Temecula afford to live here, the following story gives you a clue. It may even offer insight as to how the career city council rules Grape City. 

From MSN News comes the story of a Temecula auto mechanic who does more than tires, oil, and batteries. Story by Jason Reed.

“The mysterious workings of a Pentagon office that oversees clandestine operations are unraveling in federal court, where a criminal investigation has exposed a secret weapons program entwined with allegations of a sweetheart contract, fake badges and trails of destroyed evidence.


Capping an investigation that began almost two years ago, separate trials are scheduled this month in U.S. District Court in Alexandria, Va., for a civilian Navy intelligence official and a hot-rod auto mechanic from California who prosecutors allege conspired to manufacture an untraceable batch of automatic-rifle silencers.
The exact purpose of the silencers remains hazy, but court filings and pretrial testimony suggest they were part of a top-secret operation that would help arm guerrillas or commandos overseas.

Friday, October 10, 2014

SHATTERDAY NIGHT LIVE



THE 420 FASHION SHOW

Temecula, CA – With the success of the cannabis brand, 420Nurses, the synergy infused from cannabis is a natural attraction for like-minded people. A recent spin-off tells the principle of the horizontal economic
creativity spawned naturally by the unregulated market of Mary Jane. The clothing company Smoke Filled Thoughts, a long time vendor in the medical marijuana expo culture [I remember them from 2009’s Purple Haze Fest], has teamed up with the 420Nurses on several ventures. The most recent is the second 420 Fashion Show happening Saturday in LA from 5PM till 1AM.

Having looked at the address from Google Maps street view, I can tell you that this is a compound party. Though indoors and outdoors, you really don’t go back and forth to your car, everything you want is inside the compound. That would include food and food trucks, vendors of product including leaf [flower] shatter [dab matter] and oil [hash], music [DJs and live acts], open smoking, and plenty of activities involving cannabis models including 420Nurse models.

The atmosphere for the social butterfly falls more toward a cannabis themed college frat day party rather than a city party, a farm party, a fair concert, etc. Compound parties give you the feeling you are on a back lot somewhere because you see that you are fenced in. It kind of feels like something you saw on Max Headroom, for those who are familiar with that sci-fy show in the 80s. In fact, the people at these compound parties give off the same underground anti-conformist aura but in a nice way. Unlike the ‘radio friendly’ Las Vegas Hempfest rolled out by NORML, even the vendors are patients and have recs. These compound parties aren’t fake.

Thursday, October 9, 2014

WEED LAND WONDER WOMAN



LEADER OF THE PACK

Temecula, CA – A new book on marijuana called Weed Land by Sacramento Bee writer Peter Hecht has brought to light more on the origin story about the current Wonder Woman at the head of the press worthy stoner culture’ females in the news. So in the tradition of the Temecula Calendar to present ‘origins’ [autism/shots, civil liberties/false flags, illnesses/Autumnwood Wildomar], we pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger, Chacha Va Voom, and give you a better look at the Silver being made. It ain’t all peeps, panties, and pot.

Weed Land deals with police raids on marijuana providers that continue to this very day in California, more than 18 years after the passage of Prop 215 that was to provide for legal medical marijuana in the Golden State. Nothing has changed and everything has changed. How to tell both sides, or all sides of the story, therein lies the cheese. In the stories that he does tell, Hecht uses real names most of the time, and that’s where I come in. 

My involvement with certain wonder women of weed began the Doomday eve and morning I dropped Memoirs of Mr. Pete [see ad] at the Christmas meeting of NORML. Since then it has only gotten deeper but as a male Lois Lane covering Wonder Woman’s Amazons, the Diana Prince back story had, through the pot haze, mostly eluded me. I kept forgetting to investigate further, having too much fun at this Mad Hatter’s teapot socials. A more traditional reporter, Peter Hecht has come along to provide an interesting reveal, right after the jump.

Monday, October 6, 2014

THE PAIN IN SPAIN IS MAINLY ON THE PLAIN



nurse becomeS first person FOR Ebola outside of Africa

Temecula, CA – The confusion or outright disinformation concerning how Ebola is spread seems to correcting itself as a Spanish nurse has become the first person to contract Ebola outside of Africa, casting doubt over measures taken in Spain to control the potential spread of the deadly disease. In accordance with the first Horseman of the Apocalypse, pestilence moves onto the world stage into the spotlight.

Our analysis at the end of this report just in from Emma Pinedo, Sarah Morris, Carlos Ruano, Sarah White in Madrid and Kate Kelland in London, Reuters

“The nurse had helped to treat two priests who contracted Ebola in Africa and were repatriated to Spain. Some 30 other health workers and those who came in contact with her are now being monitored for symptoms.

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Both priests died shortly after reaching Spain. Each had worked in West Africa, where an epidemic of Ebola has spread through Guinea, Sierra Leone and Liberia since March, killing more than 3,400 people in the largest outbreak of the disease in history. Cases have also reached Senegal and Nigeria.

Sunday, October 5, 2014

LIVING WHEN THE WORLD WAS FLAT


REMEMBERING 9-11

Temecula, CA – For a thousand years people believed the world was flat because the Church told them it th.
was. Some people believed otherwise but they were put to death or they kept quiet. Today as the second blood moon of the tetrad approaches, the recent 9-11 events in the city where I live made me think of when the world was flat through the heartfelt reverence still afforded to the most recent false flag on a September 11.

Today the Calendar looks at other events that we have or are still being lied to by our ‘free government’ swore to our protection. Or is it their position of power over that is threatened?

Number 1, Roswell. While I wasn’t there in person, I am old enough to remember the reactions both on the radio and to the newspaper headlines. Whether it was from outer or inner space, something that was not made by man crashed in the desert on that day. Of course the ‘Greatest Generation’ knew nothing about Operation Paper Clip. 

Number 2, Hitler died in a bunker toward the end of WWII. More rubbish from the greatest country in the world as they passed on information that was questioned even by General Eisenhower, later the President who warned us of the Military Industrial Complex. Passed on like a loving pedophile to his victims, the mis-information was passed to a war weary people instead of the truth. Hitler died in Argentina ten to twenty years later, a free but sickly man. The story after the jump.

Saturday, October 4, 2014

BUSTIN’ OUT OF L FOUR TWENTY - Bonus UPDATE



PARTY OVER HERE – THE 420NURSES GRAND OPENING

Temecula, CA – Having been to a few promoted parties for different events, medical marijuana events tend
to separate into two different groups, like witnessed at the High Fi in DTLA. You have the folks there just to party and you have the lookie lous, those there to see the latest pot innovations on the market, be they gadget, edible, or available flower. The 420Nurses Grand Opening party was all that and a bucket of fries.

Arriving early [“I’m with the band”], the 420Nurses crew had been there the previous night to set up until 3AM, but ‘the girls’ were coming once they got all ready. Once Chacha and Summer Rain arrived along with several other 420Nurses, the Grand Opening was off to becoming spectacular. 

Over the course of the day and night, there were girls, girls, girls – all 420Nurses, prize-winning vendors, partiers, patients, even a parent or two, in a crowd that seemed more a backyard bonnaroo, complete with classic cars, homemade edibles, raffles and tattooing. In the end, the event was more successful than planned. The story in pictures to capture the day, after the jump.

Friday, October 3, 2014

WHERE TO FEAST WHEN AT HEMPFEST, VEGAS



THE PLACE FAST EDDY SLOWS DOWN FOR

Temecula, CA – To a true cannabis connoisseur, going to the latest expo or cup is sure to delight your taste buds and tease your senses in what you personally experience, like Grade A weed. For that Grade A+ experience it is the same as music act Potluck, who is from Humboldt inside the Emerald Triangle, will rap about weed-wise, the after-taste.

For the excellent after taste to HempFest this Las Vegas weekend, the eatery you’ll postcard home about is the Strip View Café. I know because this is the place that Fast Eddy slows down for. One meal and this is where I will stop when at HempFest. Quite simply, the food is delicious and the scratch made flavor of selections served put you at a seaside in the desert, or at least your taste buds anyway. 

When you pull in, you can choose to sit outside as the party with Fast Eddy did that fateful day. Eddy had bragged about the Chicken Noodle soup. Having known Eddy as a person and a businessman, Eddy backs things up like Ali did. But what can you say about a man who can beat you in chess playing without his queen?

HEADED TO HEMPFEST, LAS VEGAS?



THE DETAILS HERE, NOW!

Temecula, CA – If you are headed to Las Vegas first ever HempFest here’s hoping you saw this tip.
There, back now, here’s what’s cracking by Calendar Intern and 420Nurses VP Summer Rain filed, her cute picture is on the right.

“HempFest is a celebration of the progressive growth of the hemp & cannabis culture. These are revolutionary events that happen across the country throughout the year. The most common celebration date is on 4/20, the core date behind the cannabis communities fruit of celebration. The purpose of the Hemp Fest is to provide members of the marijuana world to come together, network, collaborate, and fight towards growth of the culture!

Las Vegas HempFest is hosted by Seattle HempFest’s very own - John Davis & Jeannie Herer. &&& The World Famous 420nurses!!!!!

On October 4th 2014, the cannabis community from around the globe will be gathering at the Clark County Government Amphitheater The state of Nevada has recently passed medicinal marijuana laws, allowing Vegas to become the playground for the medicated now as well as the gambler!"

Thursday, October 2, 2014

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER NFL WEEK FOUR



FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,

The college football season is ramping up with some good match-ups this weekend (particularly in the hyped-up SEC, but that's OK for now).

And of course, the NFL is wide open and unpredictable at this time of the year.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL