Thursday, December 31, 2015

PRIDE GOETH

HITLER NEVER PUSHED ONE JEW INTO AN OVEN

Temecula, CA – As the dust once again blows around Bill Cosby and people take various stands, it's important to remember that Hitler never pushed a single Jew, Gypsy, or homosexual into an oven. Though he gets all the credit and all the blame, as he should, it was people called enablers that helped him build his Jericho Walls. Enablers are to blame for much of what's wrong in the world, so it's nice to hear an upfront apology from one who realizes his mistake.

Such is the case of David Carr, the New York Times’s late media commentator. This is his report:

'With public revulsion rising in response to snowballing accusations that Bill Cosby victimized women in serial fashion throughout his trailblazing career, the response from those in the know has been: What took so long?


What took so long is that those in the know kept it mostly to themselves. No one wanted to disturb the Natural Order of Things, which was that Mr. Cosby was beloved; that he was as generous and paternal as his public image; and that his approach to life and work represented a bracing corrective to the coarse, self-defeating urban black ethos.

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

PHILLY BRED, PHILLY DREAD

HELLO FIEND

Temecula, CA – When Abaddon comes, now predicted in March 2016, should we all be wiped out, Janice Dickinson and at least 50 other women will go out with a smile on their hearts, as will I. William 'Bill' Cosby, Jr. has at least now been charged criminally in one instance of his serial drug rapes. Naturally the trial might not be over by then but the satisfaction of a day in court is what was really sought.

'Bill Cosby was charged TODAY with drugging and sexually assaulting a woman at his home 12 years ago — the first criminal charges brought against the comedian out of the torrent of allegations that destroyed his good-guy image as America's Dad.

The case sets the stage for perhaps the biggest Hollywood celebrity trial of the mobile-all-the-time era and could send the 78-year-old Cosby to prison in the twilight of his life and barrier-breaking career. Cosby was charged with aggravated indecent assault and was to be arraigned in the afternoon.

Prosecutors accused him of rendering former Temple University employee Andrea Constand unable to resist by plying her with pills and wine, then penetrating her digitally without her consent, when she was unconscious or unaware of what was happening.

She was "frozen, paralyzed, unable to move," Montgomery County District Attorney-elect Kevin Steele said in announcing the charges.


FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER WEEK SIXTEEN

FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER 

Hello Football Fans,

There is only one week remaining in the NFL regular season, with 11 of the 12 playoff teams determined but with only 1 of the 12 seedings fixed.


In college, the bowl games roll on.  The CFP Semifinals will be played on Thursday night, New Year's Eve.

Happy New Year, and enjoy.

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL
 

Monday, December 28, 2015

TREATMENT NOT TERRORISM

DEA RUINS VERMONT RECORD ON PURPOSE?

Temecula, CA – A few days before Christmas DEA and State Troopers in support fired 13 shots to kill the suspect in a 'no-knock' raid in Vermont. Until last Tuesday night, Vermont had been the only state in the U.S. without a fatal officer-involved shooting this year, a point I made in many of my columns about the distinction between war-hawk Hillary 'Benghazi' Clinton and my pick, Bernie Sanders, a man of the people and for the people, not Wall Street. Here is the report from the local press.

The man who was shot and killed during a drug raid Tuesday night in Burlington aimed a rifle at officers but never fired his weapon, the Vermont State Police say. In our multi-layered system of police, sheriffs, college, mall, and transit cops, the State Police fall under the 'guidance' of the Feds and have been used in no-knock shoot'em-ups going back to the killings of Black Panther groups.


Investigators on Wednesday identified the deceased man as Kenneth Stephens, 56, who was the subject of a search warrant that brought 16 state and federal law-enforcement agents to his Elmwood Avenue home for the no-knock drug raid. A state trooper and a Drug Enforcement Administration agent fired 13 shots between them from their patrol rifles after Stephens pointed his muzzle-loader at them, state police said. Having an agent shoot from each agency is important.


Wednesday, December 23, 2015

WHO IS TIME?

TRUE AT A DISTANCE

Temecula, CA – Some say time passes while others predict that history repeats itself. Each of these ideas deal with time as an element, a concept, a principle, or a dimension. Some say, as my oldest son did recently, that time is a motherf'er; others, overseas at CERN, are trying to crack the walls of time, and as anyone can read in the headlines of any country's newspapers, we are caught in the grip of some bad times.

What if I told you that time, or Time, is a person or was, but now is three persons who exist as Past, Present, and Future? And how do I know this to be true?

We all enjoy a well written time travel story, like the one from H.G. Wells. Some of us have seen modern time stories that suggest time can be manipulated [Twelve Monkeys] or is manipulated [The Adjustment Bureau].


The above picture taken from a recent story run in the national commercial press about the Greek money meltdown illustrates that the actual construct of time, is the latter. If you're not Greek but are Christian-raised and schooled, this will be truly 'Greek' to you.

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER WEEK FIFTEEN

FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER 

Hello Football Fans,

In the NFL, there are only two weeks remaining in the regular season and one-half of the playoff teams have been determined.


In college, Division II and III champions have been determined, and in the FCS (fka Division I-AA) the two finalists emerged.  The bowl games continue.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL

Friday, December 18, 2015

NO COUCH LOCK, ONLY SHOTS FOR AFFLUENZA

IN OTHER NEWS

Temecula, CA – As everyone is either hearing or sleeping after blockbuster epic The Force Awakens raked in over 50 Mil, we are the Calendar wanted to bring you, the rest of the news.

There has been a major announcement about the DARK ACT you were probably shielded from by the paid media. Yesterday the Monsanto's Dark Act rider was stopped dead in Congress - for now! After tens of thousands of phone calls and hundreds of thousands of letters - no anti-GMO labeling provisions were allowed in the must-pass Omnibus spending bill. Even better, a provision requires the FDA to develop labeling guidelines before Franken-Salmon is sold in America. Not all politicians are bought, yet. But look at the picture below and tell me what you really see.


A well-fed, GMO-obese, HFCS full, smiling woman who gets her eight glasses of tap water a day. She's also a good Christian, but that part's not a judgment. That's your model average American voter. There is a Santa who has huge grisly hands, cough Bob's Burgers, and a baby who's screaming, 'Help me, Ted Cruz is everyone's creepiest uncle. They made me do this.' Meanwhile the RNC plans a coup on Trump because they are in charge to keep the status quo.

Other political news trending that you might not see and definitely won't hear about is...

Thursday, December 17, 2015

HEEERRE'S J.J.

IN A GALAXY BY THE MALL

Temecula, CA – Tonight is the most anticipated event since George met Gracie, Harry Met Sally, Batman met Robin, or Peter met Mary Jane, tonight is the [initially reviewed] return to the magic that launched Star Wars, A New Hope, Episode 4; the start of the Star Wars phenomena. The movie released in '77 was a fixture in my life for a year, much like the first Rolling Stones show I saw. It used to be typical to see a really good movie at least a couple of times back before the 1% became a dollar and everyone else just loose change.


Though the world premiere has taken place in Hollywood [3 theaters no less], tonight is the night for the rest of us, the B-listers, the home folk. The Calendar swung by The Mall to peep the crowd. After the jump, peep the home crowd yourself.

For now, if you are not in line freezing your D-2 off, harken back to the days of when you first saw Star Wars. Prepare for that again with this added knowledge when you do venture out for what you anticipate. From a mole in New Zealand [they're a day ahead] the report comes that you won't be disappointed. The same pacing is back, the humor, the special effects, and while this time you won't be dazzled by a gold-plated proper robot [droid] but your depth of that world style will be enhanced with new heroes, comforted by old friends, in a now setting, read diversity. In short, The Force Awakens lives up to the hype, and more.

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

LEAD DETECTIVE PEDOPHILE KILLS SELF

MCP WHITEWASH PICKET FENCE COP

Temecula, CA – Just starting to trend is the story of a perp detective named Abbott, who was the lead detective in a child pornography investigation last year in which a Manassas City teen was charged with sending explicit video of himself to his girlfriend. In order to establish that the teen was the person in the video, Abbott and Prince William prosecutors obtained a search warrant to take a photo of the teen’s erect penis, for comparison with the explicit video. In another case he refused to press charges against a girl's rapist.

David Edward Abbott, 39, of Gainesville, Virginia, was a Manassas City detective. He had also served on the Northern Virginia-Washington, D.C. Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force. Police tried to serve him with warrants yesterday after a quick investigation, but he refused to surrender, authorities said. Believing Abbott was armed, police began to evacuate nearby homes. At about 7 a.m., as detectives spoke to Abbott, he pulled out a gun and shot himself, police said. Abbott was pronounced dead at the scene, a townhome he shared with his sister in Gainesville, Va.

The search and arrest warrants were for having inappropriate conduct with two victims while Abbott was a long-time coach with the Prince William Hockey Club -- which has since become the Potomac Patriots hockey league -- and that is where he met his two alleged victims. Police said Abbott made contact with the first victim when the boy was 11 years old. During the one-day investigation, police discovered a second victim, whom Abbott contacted when the boy was 13 years old.

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER WEEK FOURTEEN

FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER 
 
Hello Football Fans,
 
There are only three weeks remaining in the NFL regular season, and the playoff picture will become much clearer after the upcoming weekend.
 
 
The college bowl games begin this Saturday.
 
Enjoy,
 
The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL

Monday, December 14, 2015

THE HATEFUL 8 PLUS ONE

THEY'RE BAAAACCCK

Temecula, CA – As Hillary tries to condense all the remaining Democrat candidate debates into one telecast live only opposite the Superbowl, with a 'Who watches football? I don't and neither does Bill', the group that put hate back on the hit parade, the Republicans, are having their next free-for-all, I mean debate, tomorrow night.

Resisting the urge to ask 'who paid who' to get back to the big stage, I decided to let someone from outside the usual call out the Presidential candidates running on the Republican ticket.


Love him or hate him, the Don brings the beast out in some people. For that you have to give him credit because it isn't just the 'Anyone but Hillary' horde. There is a genuine blow-back toward any and all career or insider politicians. In the same vein, the real outsiders, like what's his name have already been cut from the herd.

Let's look at tomorrow night's main event on CNN, after the jump.

Saturday, December 12, 2015

PARIS CLIMATE SPIEL

THIS WEEK IN PICTURE HISTORY

Temecula, CA – Today the headlines are claiming a day to live in history, as far as the climate being saved is concerned. I don't know about you, but for the people most responsible, aka countries, to meet in another lavish event just to declare the world is safe [again] doesn't fill me with a lot of confidence, along with others. Justice was served, thankfully.


Still the week has been galvanizing as Muslim hunting goes. Donald Trump has become the major pimple reddening over 'whiteland', Hillary turns up wherever the ambulance drops her, and the creepiest looking candidate surges ahead in some Republican polls. I don't blame God; I don't blame the Bible, I don't blame inbreeding, and I don't blame Coke. I do however blame the fluoridated water as we all remember Mama Obama urging them poor little young'ns to drink up plenty [and stay stupid].

Speaking up which, after the jump we look in on the Big Guy, stroke, stroke, stroke...

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

TAMPON TAXES TERRIBLE, PERIOD

PAY PERIODS TODAY WERE PAY TOILETS YESTERDAY

Temecula, CA – As crazy as it sounds, women in most states pay for having a period whether they know it or not. For those uninitiated in the country’s tax codes, most states tax all “tangible personal property” but make exemptions for select “necessities” (non-luxury items). Things that are considered necessities usually include groceries, food stamp purchases, medical purchases (prescriptions, prosthetics, some over-the-counter drugs), clothes (in some states), and agriculture supplies. The lists of exemptions vary from state to state.

Tampons, however, are rarely considered a necessity by state governments, and most states do not allow exemptions for them (nor do they even list them in their tax codes). Yet as every woman who has ever gotten her period knows, feminine hygiene products are not a choice; they’re a required part of being a woman. And the costs for these products can add up.

Despite growing calls for tampon taxes to be eliminated in this country, thanks to public pressure, Canada recently became the first country to axe the “tampon tax”—the sales tax imposed on tampons, sanitary napkins, and other feminine hygiene products. Now, more and more women in countries like the U.K., Australia—and the U.S.—are demanding their governments do the same.


Here is a comprehensive listing of the states that do (and don’t) charge women for having a period compiled in the map above.

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER WEEK THIRTEEN

FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,


The college football playoffs have been finally determined, and the full slate of bowl games has also been set up.  There is only one college game this weekend - Army vs. Navy.

In the NFL, there are only four weeks remaining in the regular season.  Yet, only one team has clinched a playoff spot; the other 11 teams are yet to be determined.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL, on the lam from the gambling police

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

HAPPY HOLIDAZE

THE FORCE DELIVERS

Temecula, CA – This is the future! Already figures are in that only the rubes and the unteched braved the Black Friday madness, with a store brawl breaking out in my original hometown of Louisville, KY, America's #4 most segregated [MSN] except at this time [pp 201-203]. the rest of us stayed home and shopped deals online. In this most opportune time, if you are a medical marijuana patient, you can also shop online and have your meds delivered.


With being bombarded by news of Muslims under every rock rhetoric and Paris echos still in our collective holiday spirit, going out of doors can be a bit stressful. The establishment may be scaring the legal stoners with all the talk of a unregulated 'black market' but MMJ patients know that the people they get their meds from are also patient users, not some friend of a friend looking to make a killing like the state cronies in Ohio.

Monday, December 7, 2015

WHEN RONNIE MET SALLY

WHY YOUNGER WOMEN MARRY OLDER MEN

Temecula, CA – Having been announced as officially being in my 'golden years' by fellow activist and warrior* John Diaz, I feel qualified to comment about the recent announcement concerning Ronnie, or Ron Wood, a member of the legendary band, The Rolling Stones. Being a Stones fan, [see Chapter 14, The Rolling Stoned], and a couple of years older than Ronnie, I wanted to offer some insight on the subject.


Says Mitchell Leventhal, “I've hung out with this man many times. He is an accomplished painter, singer, songwriter, bass player, lead guitarist, saxophone player on and on. And on top of it all, he is a funny, unpretentious, smart, down-to-earth guy. Not about money at all. Let's hear some of your accomplishments.”

Well put, mate. But as Monty Python would say, 'but he is a Rolling Stone, so quite right. However, long before Ron Wood married Sally Wood, Jack Lemon [actor] and Martin Landau [Mission Impossible, TOS] both married women, after a courtship, who were much younger than they. How much younger? So much so that they would have encountered the same mean as shit, but [some] funny as hell, comments about the match-up, particularly concerning Wood's age. Why a man falls for a much younger woman may be a head trip [for the man actually, quiet as it's kept] but is easier to understand logically. This time let's look at why a woman, a younger woman, would be attracted to a much older man.

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Reality Versus Reaction

WHY WE USE PATIENTS AS PHOTO MODELS

Temecula, CA – Today's world with all the chemicals and fluoridated water has had one unnoticed effect in bringing about the unprecedented level of violence, especially in the United States. The general populace is now seeing the world and reacting to it, instead of seeing the world and the reality of it. The book Memoirs of Mr. Pete & Mary Jane Green is a journey showing the power of cannabis to guide a person pass that mindset bullshit. There's a reason we as global humans have built-in THC receptors.

In the same vein, pictures of the young women used here to illustrate story points have been judged on reaction, rather than reality. That reality is each of these women represent an actual medical marijuana patient, not a get-high/partyer/slacker. In addition to the beauty, given along with some malady whose cause will one day be traced back to our modern life, the reality is these young people are photo artists, in the light of being creative, inventive, haunting, real, and very engaging as artist's models.


But being a KISS fan, I decided to keep it that way, simple. Loosely based on the Scout Oath I learned as a youth, are the reasons I chose this group to rep my book, and the reality of why we use this group of real mmj patients for our front page photo models – in pictures after the jump. (Written while listening to Marvin Gaye Greatest Hits, his adult period)

Friday, December 4, 2015

MONSANTO ON TRIAL

IS HILLARY NEXT?

Temecula, CA – As the mainstream media fiddles emotion to roast a Muslin shooting pair over an open fire, drowning out the domestic terror in Colorado, and some of us are still talking about the Packer win which I can't wait to read about from The Fugitive Commissioner in a few days, the news marches on. It may be just another day for us in the States but something is happening across the water and it isn't all the coughing and smog in China. Monsanto is going on trial FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY.


Folks, we don't have to tell you that these days are starting to fly by, and not in a good way. As was said at various times during the conclusion of Prop 37, what we do isn't about winning, it is about fighting, and being noticed by Divine Intervention. So as you read the trending story about Monsanto from some Moms Across America that we know at the Calendar, know that both IHOP and Applebee's have dropped soda, aka HFCS from their menus. Now we hope they do the same to their Heinz Ketchup. Read the ingredients.

The Organic Consumers Association (OCA), IFOAM International Organics, Navdanya, Regeneration International (RI), and Millions Against Monsanto, joined by dozens of global food, farming and environmental justice groups announced yesterday that they will put Monsanto MON (NYSE), a US-based transnational corporation, on trial for crimes against nature and humanity, and ecocide, in The Hague, Netherlands, next year on World Food Day, October 16, 2016.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

OPEN SEASON

STAND TOGETHER OR FALL APART

Temecula, CA – Today as I edited the latest football news written by The Fugitive Commissioner then taking a quick lunch break, news came that a mass shooting was taking place just up the road from our happy valley, in San Bernardino at a Social Services Center. Fourteen people were confirmed dead in what early unconfirmed reports said could have been a workplace disturbance.

As most everyone who heard what was happening, I was glued to a live feed, following the action as hundreds of people were led out from the large building and surrounding office areas to safety. In times like this, any past misgivings are buried so it was weirdly comforting (for me) to see local Jeff Stone standing in the Press Conference background with other bewildered folks as the shooter scene remained active. Those of us on this side of the lens are equally perplexed by today's seemingly ratcheted-up bloodshed, whether here or abroad.


I'm sure people will start to debate whether this is 'terrorism' or 'workplace violence' but listening to witnesses all I could think about were scenes from the movie Runaway Jury, a suspenseful movie about gun violence. But movie violence is different; that story is based on a script. Real violence isn't based on a script, it is based on hateful words that trigger others into deadly actions. From the times my grandparents grew up in the nation's 4th most segregated city, Louisville, Ky, I am glad they are not here now to see just how the world has become.

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER WEEK TWELVE

FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER 

Hello Football Fans,

COLLEGE: The conference title games are coming up this weekend, and then the final CFP playoff results will be determined soon thereafter.

Photo credit - Chad Bush, no relation as known
In the NFL, there are only five weeks remaining in the regular season.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL