Friday, January 29, 2016

FOOTBALL NEWS after PLAYOFF CONFERENCE FINALS

FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,

Tomorrow: Senior Bowl
Sunday: Pro Bowl
Feb 7th: Super Bowl 3:25PM Pacific

"Pizza's on me, Coach"
I've provided you with some details on all of these to whet your appetites, plus I've got some other good stuff including a quickie look at a few 2016 topics.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL


Thursday, January 28, 2016

TAMPON TAX STOPPING IN CALI

WHY WE DO WHAT WE DO

Temecula, CA – Every real teacher will tell you that the reason they teach is to reach at least one student, each class, and to cause that student to develop rational thinking concerning the subject being taught. Did you ever wonder how a teacher always seems to know the kids who get the point?

In my illustrious life career I was once a student teacher-in-training. I was lecturing to a math class about the concept of fractions. I used the Teacher's Manuel examples and the class was still clueless. Frantically I thought of another way to illustrate the concept. I then made an explanation using some incident in real life on the board [and no, it wasn't 'here's how to get 4 quarters from an ounce of weed.' Memoirs is about the guy in the black T-shirt, not the life of the guy in the white T-shirt].

Anyway the homemade spin worked that I drew up on the blackboard. I knew it had because when I turned around to face the class, there was a flame-colored light aglow in the pupils of the kids who caught on. I looked around the class and saw who needed help, who didn't, and the few who just tuned the concept out.

Following the jump, the Calendar's rallying cry is proud to announce the Tampon Tax is targeted for repeal here in California. While we don't claim credit, of course, every hose counts on a fire. Plus the circulation dept says we are read by a varied crew near and far, including those in official positions even from the days of the Full Value Review.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

SEED PHOTOSHOPS ART

IN THE EYE OF THE VOTE HOLDER

Temecula, CA – This political season is more than high treason, it is high theatre worthy of the graphic arts, or so thinks a avant-garde artist named John Seed.

Mr. Seed has matched the popular public political insight of the candidates with what he sees as a modern fit to some Old Masters' works. be sure and notice the rich detailed textile each potential Presidential candidate brings in modeled detail and nuances.

And Hillary, who has shape-shifted into a ram, looks on with one eye still on the prize
The first Old Master features three candidates aptly posed in tune with their alter egos of another universe, or just perhaps an idle daydream for them in this reality.

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

FREE FOOD POLITICS AGAINST THE TPP

AN HONOR OF MOTHER'S

Author, left with Katja at Mother's Market 1-23-2016
Temecula, CA – Today the news is revealing. As the Iowa Primary draws near, people still haven't put together the dots of Hillary Clinton, Benghazi, who and what 'The Establishment' really is, our three wars [for you spiritual readers], and the reality of Nibiru, yet; but the quiet no-announcement of the 60-day window for reading the wording of the TransPacific Partnership that came and went is something that can and must be addressed a.s.a.p. [See http://tinyurl.com/FlushTheTPP-org]

I was at the Laguna Woods Mother's Markets [like Roots, Jimbo's for those outside OC] for their store's re-dedication and food fair with my friend and OLA colleague, OC organizer John Diaz. Our sponsor is Dr. Bronner's and we had two free sample products to give away. Inside the store more free samples were available but we, John, Rik [no kin to Dogie] Houser, German ex-pat Katja, and myself manned a table in a line of tabled vendors. One, sometimes two, store employees handed out clear bags for samples. The event was completely free and for us outside went from 10am to about 1pm.

It is important to remember that this wasn't a protest per se, but a chance to spread the word about the coming treason to be signed into law by Obama in New Zealand in early Feb. WOTS has it that Barry bragged about the TPP in the recent SOTU speech. I stopped watching things like that with GWB. “If their lips are moving, ...”

After the jump, more pictures and a list of GMO-free samples obtained.

Friday, January 22, 2016

PLANET X SPOTTED OVER MURRIETA – BREAKING

THE LATEST ON NIBIRU

Temecula, CA – Once again our Jimmy Olsen was able to grab a breath-taking photo that is every bit as amazing as the sky cross photo taken the day of the Oregon Uprising aka the Oregon Occupy. Whether or not you might have heard since the news has been soft-peddled, but the long and lately highly touted on YouTube, Nibiru, Planet X, or to some Planet 7X, aka Wormwood; the planetary system has entered our solar system. The first such local sighting on December 7th, is below.


This picture was taken facing south in the early morning brunch time [8:49AM] after the sun had cleared the eastern foothills. The 'second sun' seen in the above picture taken with a One Touch Pop Alcatel is the reference used in a famous quatrain about the last Pope.

After the jump, the latest on what's coming. Better get out your Bibles folks, there are no atheists in foxholes.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

CHRISTIAN SPANGING

HOMELESS, NOT HOPELESS

Temecula, CA – Years ago we ran a picture story here about the teen-trending underground stunts of planking. For those unfamiliar, 'planking' is posing stiff as a plank of wood, on top of something, resting against something, or perched at an angle to something. The pictures were pretty funny, especially the one with my 'plank' friend upside down and his dog pointed to sniff his bluejeans butt.

R.I.P. Mackers [Murrieta Hot Springs Rd. 2-10-2016]
The local planking subject, never identified by name or face, wanted it that way because he comes from a proper Protestant, not Catholic, home. His parents go to church every weekend and participate in church family activities. In fact, my planking friend is churched and home-schooled. Raised in a stable upper middle-class environment, now entering his middle twenties, my friend whose life was once fishing with his dad on a lake and having a bright future, lives in a tent, homeless. 

His parents have sought counseling through their church so the family perils aren't secrets or private anymore, a trait shared also in with past Muslim circles here. I took my friend a full tank of propane to where he was spanging, or spare changing, aka, asking for spare change. An economy which once would have been able to support my friend until he gained mature footing or maybe even an alternative success path, has evaporated thanks to decades of trade erosion brought on by both parties. Ignorance or greed? Does it matter now?


Wednesday, January 20, 2016

FOOTBALL NEWS after CONFERENCE SEMIFINAL PLAYOFFS

FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,


The NFL playoffs continue with only four teams still alive for the title, after four games last weekend were all decided by a touchdown or less.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

DON'T USE MRS. CLEAN

ABOVE TOP SECRET

Temecula, CA – Long poo-pood by Hillary Clinton as an 'oopsy', the email issue of having a private service above the law means above oversight, a Clinton M.O. But as the Good Book says somewhere, 'what happens in darkness will come out in the daylight' or words to that effect.


Some of the classified emails found on former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's home server were more sensitive than top secret, according to an inspector general for the intelligence community.

Inspector General Charles I. McCullough sent a letter to lawmakers last Friday saying that several dozen additional classified emails have been found, including ones containing information from so-called "special access programs," which have a classification higher than top secret.

The finding was first reported Tuesday by Fox News.

Monday, January 18, 2016

NOT THE FOX BUNDYS

WHY RUBY HATES WHITE PEOPLE

Temecula, CA – This second of two special Martin Luther King Holiday special reports again has a cousin reference. When I returned to Louisville at my mother's passing [pp.192, Memoirs] it was a return to the nation's 4th most segregated city [2015 MSN story, chart]. I rolled into town with more than the aura of the esoteric women I had known, I had left the 'hood' as they say and been out in the real world. So I came into a place I was familiar with but was a complete stranger being a new brown face around town.


Though the most poignant times there are in Memoirs, by no means are they even half of my complicated two plus years there. Southern racism was revisited but I was fresh from being a Mississippi River town pot dealer who had business cards, I figured I could handle it. However the hardest thing to deal with was the racial outlook of my cousin Ruby. All my cousins are highly intelligent so conversations on deep subjects turn into debates. I got a letter for debate in high school so this was pig wrestling to an engineer [an in-joke for all you retired shop workers from when this country built things besides the 1%].

One summer day I decided we were going to the rock bottom of this racial issue thing so I rolled a couple of fatties and walked over to my cousin Ruby's West End house. I knocked on the screen door and got a 'C'mon in, Pete.'

After blazing, I threw a saddle on the conversation and rode it into Raceland, coming to a halt with the question, “Why do you really hate white people, Ruby?”

“Because they act so free. Too free. I hate them for it, and I always will.”

WHAT I WISH FOR BILL COSBY

15 MINUTES, SERENA, AND A TENNIS RACQUET

Temecula, CA – Bill Cosby is 78 years old and regardless of what happens, personally I will not feel satisfied. Some people want to compare Bill Cosby to Bill Clinton. Clinton never drugged or took advantage, as in made a fool of the women he was with. Clinton's women knew what they were getting, whether a cigar or a slick willy or a well-paid government job.
A similar Bill comparison has be drawn when mentioning Allen, Polanski, Fogle, Collins, and even Duggar. To want sex with a comatose woman means you are one sick puppy, as Wanda Sykes would say in her best 'Back To The Barnyard' voice. You also have the length of time for the alleged assaults, ranging from a year after his marriage to Camille in the latter 60s, to the deposition assault in 2004. and these assaults were just the ones he drugged. Was this the only sex that he was getting outside of marriage?

Doctor Huxable's special bedtime Rx, “Take two pills, and a cab in the morning.”

So for me, whatever sentence, or fine, even if it gets that far, is not going to tip the scales of 'just desserts' for all the pain and suffering caused women who trusted someone in a moment of mis-placed judgment, and were drugged, in much the same fashion as a child molester takes unfair advance to get the desired selfish results. BTW, did you happen to notice the stunning picture of Serena Williams above? More after the jump...

Sunday, January 17, 2016

RIP ALAN RICKMAN

A HERO WHO PLAYED A VILLAIN

Temecula, CA – 2016 isn't starting out with a bang, but a thud. People, famous and those close to them, are dropping like flies, mostly due to cancer. Jimmy Carter is hanging in there, maybe someone sent him this. Meanwhile out of the [so-called] black market comes this news. From the people who brought you the climate talks you have this report. Having written a magical book explaining why this is occurring, my motivation to expose the truth was having my mother succumb. Everything is going according to Hoyle for the cancer industry. This year's cancer races should be jam packed, no matter the venue or city council.


The movies are different. The villains are heroes sometimes and vice-versa. One actor who showed generosity towards others was a British man who met his sweetie in 1965 and stayed with her until his death this month, from cancer. He played many roles, and quite a few as a villain, the type you remembered. He first burst on the screen in the movie that made Bruce Willis a star beyond TV, Die Hard. Alan Rickman played Hans Gruber, the 'terrorist mastermind' that seemed a move ahead of almost everyone, especially the FBI who are played to devastating comic relief, until his last misstep.

Over the years Alan Rickman played well thought-out and intelligent characters, giving the parts both the look and the voice a classical style. Presented here in addition to Die Hard and the Harry Potter series are some just some of the other roles Rickman stood out in and sometimes stole the show with, like Kevin Costner's Robin Hood. R.I.P. Alan Rickman, you were the villain we all loved to hate in that classical style, and a man who was a classic person.

Saturday, January 16, 2016

CRUZ IN FOR A BRUISE IN

THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT GETS IT WRONG

Temecula, CA – In the first first part of The Smoking Seventies [Chapter 3, Memoirs of Mr. Pete & Mary Jane Green], running from 1970-72, a lot of time spent being in political action against Richard Nixon was interesting, aside from the sex as there was NO AIDS and BC pills were in like Flynn. Now at my advanced age the political interest, read fun, is back with the clown carload and the wringing of the shrew.

The most fun at the moment is Ted Cruz, a Canadian-born Tea Party Christian who keeps pulling the zipper over his foreskin, metaphorically speaking of course. As Bernie Sanders is learning about Hillary, real politics gets nasty in the big leagues, and it doesn't get any bigger than the Presidential Elections. In fact, this is better than the playoffs. If you don't have your act together, well...

After the 'birther issues' over Barack Obama raised by Trump and lingering to this day by white Republicans, it's amazing that Cruz would take Trump's recommendation that he had nothing to worry about over his citizenship records. And then to 'oopsy' his Goldman-Sachs funds in financial declaring shows just how the 'do as I say, not as I do' mentality affects so many people in this country, including those who move here.

Friday, January 15, 2016

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER NFL WILD CARD WEEKEND


FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,

THE LOS ANGELES RAMS are back.


I thought my newsletters were going to get shorter after last week, and I had to cut short some of my comments this week due to vacation.

Nevertheless, it's longer than expected to the delight of at least a few of you.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner of the FFHL


Thursday, January 14, 2016

UNCLE CANUCK AND UNCLE CRASS

US LADY-IN-WAITING FLIES WEST TO FEATHER NEST

Temecula, CA – Tonight the Republican debate has its latest round and the core has shrunk again. Realistically, unless all the candidates but John Edward are on a bus that careens over a cliff, 'JEB' should be toast after this showing. Also on the top tier, Dr. Ben seems a whack job, Rubio seems a slacker and a poor one at that, while Cruz is still born a Canadian. Trump didn't just single Obama out on where he was born. The birther dispute over Cruz will derail him because he doesn't have the same pull as Barack.


Speaking of Obama and Hillary, our twin towers from the 2008 run for the emperor of the world, Hillary has come West to try for the funds that Republicans, rich Republicans, don't want to donate to loose cannon bad boy Donald Trump. As Benghazi Betty doubles down on Bernie Sanders, the classiest guy in the whole damn race, we take a look via vids after the jump that show why no one who lived in Arkansas [that I ever met] liked Slick Willy. Many of the people in the first video are sadly now dead or still in prison as payback.

The second video comes from a Christian who was and is at the heart of our present troubles in terms of what Benghazi was really all about and how those involved were. The second video report also shows you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Only Rand Paul comes out as showing a little spunk, so it is not surprising that he has been eliminated by demotion. To his credit, I am glad he didn't go to the kid's table. Folks from Kentucky are a different breed, I know. Neither of these vids are in the 10-15 minute range but they are both riveting and revealing.

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

TEMECULA GETS IT – FINALLY

PRESENTATION ENDS STIGMA FOR CITY COUNCIL

Temecula, CA – After ten long years, a steadfast belief as Christians that cannabis was from the Devil long held by Temecula's city council, was cleared from the air as long time MMJ activists and pot foes sat down in an attempt at first to what seemed to be business as usual. The order of the day had been to place or extend a ban on private patient cultivation of their own marijuana medicine. Before the meeting was over, ending on Lanny Swerdlow's shortest speech ever [call Ripley's], that BS ban was rejected with only newcomer Matt Rahn still watching Howdy Doody in B&W.


The pressure to ban or control medical marijuana is coming from Jerry 'Frack 'Em High' Brown whose decision to allow fracking is responsible for the worse methane gas rupture ever, so far, making a mockery out of the hailed Paris Climate talks as much as today's freshly chem-trailed skies over Temecula. In March, any city who doesn't have a ban or a regulation in place about medical marijuana means the state takes over, removing any local jurisdiction or fee generating apparatus from local budgets. This is flow down from AB266 and it's companion laws reported here last fall. The plan was to Introduce a Citywide Ordinance Prohibiting the Cultivation of Marijuana Within the City of Temecula.

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

THE 25TH ANNIVERSARY OF WW3

THE NOT SO MAGIC MILESTONE

Temecula, CA – This article commences to say that we are in the 25th year of the third world war as predicted by Nostradamus in the 1500s. Yesterday was the anniversary. However, like in the days of Noah, most people didn't see the connection. Most, but not all people.


We live in a strange time. There is more access to knowledge and history, hidden and revealed and theoretical, but people are meaner, less educated, and as judgmentally not caring as has ever been witnessed by anyone over the age of 50. People my age, 70, if they seem as fit as myself [knocking on head, cough wood], are on a cruise, an ad picture for some 'seniors' meds or a fitness program, or if more normal are 'broke down' health-wise. They're a puffing and a wheezing like there is a hundred pound weight attached to them. If you happen to drive through a northern big city ghetto or small Southern town/city, notice how older black people walk. Now you see a similar walk of despair among the young homeless.

This third world war was talked of in rhyme through political rap music heard in this valley's golden era of underground. There the war roots went back much further but there is no denying that Desert Storm was the start. Also foretold by the seer were war flare-ups that would sustain the continuing war effort before a tumultuous climax. Given that other clues point to the much heralded end times being here, aka 'last predicted Pope' it is truly amazing that so many people either don't believe, want to believe, or just don't see the writing on the wall.

Saturday, January 9, 2016

DON'T LIKE OREGON, CHEW ON THIS

THOMAS JEFFERSON WAS CORRECT

Temecula, CA – A number of comments against the Oregon ranchers and in favor of the Federal Government appear in various stories, whereas the comments should be about the apparent 'if it's white, it's alright' hypocrisy and the double standard of justice. What this says is that a substantial number of people, fellow citizens actually, are in favor of this double standard. And like in the movie 'They Live', for the first time since the 40s and 50s, you can tell the bad guys from the good guys.


We will start with an easy one. Some of you may have heard that the government has issued a new set of guidelines on eating meat. Of course given the Surgeon General's blatant agency capture by Coke, who in government can you trust to do the job they are paid to do [and we are not talking the cog n wheel paper pushers, or their immediate supers], but more the agency like the Autumnwood story points out.

BTW, know what happened to Autumnwood? Those effected were allowed to cash out and the property was hopefully re-sodded, but in any regard, the property was resold to new unsuspecting families possibly with children. No one was held accountable, from top to bottom. Everyone who was culpable went on with their life and forgot about the problem and profits. Church life went on. Autumnwood.

While you were debating about the government being too intrusive about your lean meat intake, another Kansas City Shuffle was taking place at your expense. After the jump...

Friday, January 8, 2016

TEMECULA'S BEST CANTINA BAND

WHEN I SAY 'HANS SHOT' YOU SAY 'FIRST!'

Temecula, CA – Before a fork-in-the-road put my old friends and I into two different fantasy realms,
one cosplay, one actual, and long before anyone whined in Escondildo about starting the phenomena regardless of what you may read elsewhere, a real music scene, with our Saint Bipsy, birthed here with all the drama, angst, majesty, and tragedy of any scene anywhere. Most of us had scene names, and real train-wrecks got new names every six months. One young woman was her own easel, an observation it took me six months to deduce. Sherlock Holmes would have been proud.


But time moves on and we have too, all of us though one day we will gather at the by and by. For now this day brings Temecula's best Cantina Band, this year's winner at the TVMAs, Master Splinter and The Shredders. The 'best' cover band and most popular in town decided to step out the same day Oregon ranchers stepped in. Saturday was a busy day for a lot of folks.

All photos are of MSATS when they took the stage at the Ivan McCosplay [yeah, our Ivan] New Year event that happened at Club M15, just up the 15 at the industrial plaza by Dos Logos. Following the pictures is the video “I Love Cosplay” by Harley Gold [yeah, our Jamaal], and then a video from before we all had secret identities. Those were the days.

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

FOOTBALL NEWS AFTER WEEK SEVENTEEN


FROM THE DESK OF THE “FUGITIVE” COMMISSIONER

Hello Football Fans,

The NFL regular season is over and the playoffs start on Saturday, January 9th.


The college bowl games are over, with just the CFP Championship Game to be played on Monday night, January 11th.

I've got some good factoids and minutia this week plus three quiz questions.

Enjoy,

The Fugitive Commissioner, on the lam from the gambling police

OREGON OCCUPY BLESSING FROM GOD

MIRACLE SIGHTED AND PHOTOGRAPHED OVER MURRIETA – EXCLUSIVE

Temecula, CA – On Saturday a group of American ranchers occupied an empty [public] Federal Government building and around the same time, God sent His Blessing!

In this exclusive sighting, the picture below and the others after the jump, show whose side God is on.

Actual picture of cloud cross over Murrieta, CA - Photo credit, PT ROTHSCHILD

Sunday, January 3, 2016

50 SHADES OF PISSED OFF

CITIZENS GET UNITED

Temecula, CA – Before I start this article off, I have to acknowledge that the story title isn't original but that credit isn't being offered so as to protect the author. To who thought this up – Nailed It!


Today in America, you can find a person of every shade, from the most albino-skinned to the darkest black, everyone has had it. If the political theorists are correct, this might be the time for Obama's Marshal Law. People are sick and tired of being tired and sick.

Let's start at the top of the pyramid. On Saturday, Donald trumpeted the call heard in Iraq and Iran, also filmed by locals of US helicopters dropping weapons off to ISIS under an official 'oopsy'. This wasn't the first time the Don had called this an 'inside job', cough 911's Loose Change. Even the Paris slaughter has people pointing to it, as rumors float that Bataclan Jewish 30-year owners sold the place a month before the attacks in a tip-off.

Saturday, January 2, 2016

WHAT THEY ARE WORTH

HOW TO TELL SPOILED FRUIT

Temecula, CA – There are several indications to tell the 'cut of a man or woman' nowadays, but how do you tell which politicians, like bad fruit, are spoiled?


You can't tell by Congressional Hearings.

You can't tell by debates, political speeches, or photo ops.

But sometimes opportunities open up for the average outsider to tell the insiders from the insidious. Presented here for your visual perusal are what Forbes has to say about those whom some assume represent US to the world, financially.