FORGET WHO CREATED THEM, IT'S MTV IN A TURBAN
Temecula, CA – While Hillary guns her war-hawk with the rest of the establishment neo-cons in the CFR, spouting talk about about ISIS coming here, getting the brother nod from Barry 'Black Like Me', the Real Deal, our man in the Kremlin is showing the world who has the biggest gonads.
Not all Muslins are bad, just like not all people are racist, [for the reasons though you have to buy my book, or consult your local Bible]. A Muslim mole has given me a report from his tent, so to speak, on what and where ISIS really wants to hunker down. Turns out these guys are like most really. Like any other tourists, they're new in town and looking to get a real prospective of the luxury that will shallow them whole.
After the jump, the picture story of where ISIS really wants to go, and why. Hint: It's not Roscoe's in LA so you can relax during your two day visit, Mr. President. But perhaps you feel if we look for ISIS we won't see the daily chem trails?
Nicer Starbucks than Manhattan do'cha know
There are no homeless and if you are hungry - EAT For FREE. Also no FEMA camps are there.
Better, cheaper, more personal private transportation than Uber and no pushy immigrant cabbies.
You can have a bathroom as big as Trump and be a nobody.
People in Dubai are fabulous animal lovers, just like Hitler though they hate certain people, also ditto.
You have more room in your ride for other people and things when your spare tire travels with you
Divorce there is easier than in Vegas, Baby
Because a Muslim can have up to 4 wives, 'double occupancy' takes on a whole new dimension.
With bedrooms like this and no messing around, well, you get the drift.
But all this luxury is like a Jurassic Park just waiting to happen, as worlds collide with cultures.
But ooooh, the view...