THE EMPRESS WEARS NO CLOTHES
BSC,CA – The bombs are still dropping on Hillary Clinton and The Shady Bunch, courtesy of Wikileaks and others. To this journalist however, in the fog this Titanic has struck a weiner. After screwing over so many people for so long, to be xxxx-slapped by a high-brow low-life perv named Tony Weiner because he's sexting a 15 year old, is sooo Damon Runyon. Even Hitchcockian, you might say. We at BSC also send our special day regards, in celebration from all the good witches around. You know who you are, Ladies.
Before we get to The Shady Bunch, trending right now as you read this is the debate question over why FBI Comey made the critical decision to drop a dime on Hillary to Congress and then send a BTW to Loretta Lynch [our first Shady Bunch cast member]. From a source deep in the muck comes this tip.
Searching through Wiener's hard-drive for any child porn, the FBI [now operating without the Deputy Dir whose wife got a $650,000 bribe from Clinton, found approximately 650,000 emails, or one for each dollar spent. However, it was one special folder that caught their eye; it was marked Life Insurance. This file contained all the dirty laundry Huma Abedin felt she needed as life insurance against a 'suicide' sometime down the line, aka Vince Foster. This info came to Comey Thursday evening. A broadside hit! And neither woman ever saw it coming.