SCIENCE PROVES RESURRECTION A MYSTERY
Temecula, CA – Jesus! Since the review of Songs, a Greek erotica play, my highlighting the 420Nurses, and the release stories about Memoirs, the news has been just shitty. With Obama igging 250,000 petition signers to make Monsanto/Big Ag persona non touchus no matter what the side effects come from their genetically manipulated crops or fowl, and North Korea going to Defcon 2, the news has been plentiful but all bad. Even the local news has turned on a tragic note, all leading up to Easter.
However, just in time for Easter, the news that science has proved, at last, what we all knew was true, is very welcome indeed. That news would be that the Shroud of Turin is indeed as old as was first reported. Whether or not you believe the ‘image’ is Jesus, that verdict is up to the believer. That said, science also says that like the Pyramids of Giza, they can’t duplicate the resultant image or explain just how it occurred. Happy Easter!